Since this was published last year, five of 13 the Seattle talkers
profiled have been shuffled off the live & local coil. Phil the News
Junkie passed on without anyone ever really knowing it (We just looked up
one day and he was gone). Peter Weissbach pulled his dick out of KVI,
after the pressure from his illegal hiring practices
became too much for Fisher to bear. The Mouthing Off boyz (Dave Carson, Kevin Dodrill) shut their
collective piehole
one fine day in March; veteran broadcaster Mike Siegel’s show on
business KKOL passed in
February like a watermelon seed though the colon of radio.
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December 07, 2009Conservative
talk radio was invented in Seattle, now it’s as endangered as the wild
Puget Sound salmon. and let’s face it, save Dave Ross, there ain’t no
local liberal talk.
With the KVI’s elimination of Kirby
Wilbur, another block of local airtime went to out-of-town,
out-of-touch, syndicated blabbermeisters- sending a butt-load of ad $
somewhere else.
(Washington conservatives and Republicans suffered another
depressing (for them) election defeat despite the talk radio
dominance of right-wingers. With Kirby’s demise, right-wing activists
are the real losers. Where now on the radio, go the
flacks for Evergreen Freedom Foundation, and the Discovery Institute;
the BIAW mafiosos; homo-hater Rev. Ken Hutcherson; initiative
huckster Tim Eyman; skum-skimming skourge Floyd Brown; or State
Auditor and fake Democrat Brian Sonntag). Here’s who’s left:
The
Commentators (KOMO m-f, 10a-2p). Veteran conservative and
man about Seattle media John Carlson (he was conservative before it
was cool) battles each day with scratchy Channel 4 commentator Ken
Schram. The show isn’t all that
political- much of the time the two Catholic suburbanites debate
pedestrian issues like
pit bulls, and school dress codes- the disagreement is kinda pro
forma. This hale-fellow-well-met debate was moved from KVI because
the very presence of the free-wheeling libertarian Schram was
unacceptable and the
shriveled right-wing listener base couldn’t abide any impurity
whatsoever on "their" station. Anymore, the once-mighty KVI community is
but a wide spot in the road, and the cranky, codgerly listeners now
have bupkis except a bunch of fresh and canned national talkers, and an
hour of the damaged Peter Weissbach.
Dave Boze (KTTH
m-f, 3-6p) 37, a Hillsdale College alum, a low-key, Reagan conservative
who worked long as a KVI producer, and finally got his own show- the
only local offering on KTTH. He married into a well-connected
conservative family- his wife, Peggy O’Ban, 53, was spokeswoman for
Washington Women for McCain, and a
Bush-appointed AID official. Her brother Steve is a conservative
attorney who successfully argued against gay marriage before the state
Supreme Court,
(photo: Producer
Jake and Dave Boze)
and unsuccessfully toiled to save us
last election from the broadening of gay rights. This all makes for
conservative purity, but not, necessarily, for spellbinding radio.
Dave’s show is rather ploddingly produced with a penchant for book
reports, martial music, clucking like deacon about the moral decline of
the Great Unwashed, and genteelly mocking of Seattle Communists and the
Bolsheviks occupying the other Washington. He means well, and is
congenial enough except when’s doing his sissy-slap act with Producer
Jake.
Dave Ross is still the sanest, pithiest, and -
though some of our readers argue this point- the most liberal live
talker in town. He’s not pissed off, he has many talents
,
interests. One of these days, he’ll retire or do something else… and
believe you us, there’s nobody waiting in the (left) wings to replace
him… they’ll probably promote Frank Shiers, or Phil the Junkie.
Dori
Monson (KIROFM m-f 12-3p) is madder, and louder than Dave
Boze- but a more and experienced and gifted broadcaster. His testosteronic
slagging, strutting, angry, wall-to-wall denunciations are directly
proportionate to his short stature, his long sensitivity over having a
girl’s name, and his fall from his erstwhile perch as the King of
Seattle Talk Radio. He was once a national security libertarian more
interested in round ball games and Las Vegas, but the longer he stays on
the radio the farther right he goes. Dori calls the governor,
legislators and the president liars, criminals and frauds every single day;
then bitterly decries that they won’t come on his show. Voters,
politicians and public servants don't respect what he says because they
don't have to...because his ranting doesn’t matter in any politically measurable
way.
Ron & Don (KIRO m-f, 3-7p) are getting a
new producer and a bonehead course in
current
events. It probably won’t save them. They specialize in raising funds
for victims of news
(Photo: Ron Upshaw)
events,
and it doesn’t go much deeper than that. Our only hope for them is that
they're not replaced by Mark Levin.
Frank Shiers
(KIROFM m-f, 7-11p) is a nice man, who really wants to keep what he’s s
triven
to get- a 4-hour evening slot on KIROFM, the Zippo that once was a blow
torch. Although his politics are made-for-Bremerton from whence he
proudly came, we’re glad he’s given up teaching where he could do harm
to our children. He tries lots of things, like our patience, Monson
riffs, Glenn Beck voices, and homemade audio production; often whippings
through 2 or 3 topics an hour when his phone doesn’t ring. Evenings,
like weekends, don’t count for much in radio, but he IS a new live &
local in a market that’s shedding them like underwear.
Phil
The News Junkie (KIRO Sundays, 4-7p) Lonesome Phil is
arguably the best producer in town (the Dori Monson Show) However, the
wry guy whose politics and verbal riffs, for some reason, mimic Dori’s,
is charismatically challenged. He’s harmless enough, but unfortunately
for him, his show is rarely heard- it’s really a KIROFM fill-in for when
the Seahawks or Mariners aren’t being simulcast with KIRO’s AM sports
station which exists, supposedly, so the talk would never be interrupted
by sports. The paucity of total downtime between football and baseball
leaves Phil with plenty of Sunday afternoons at home.
Although
it's improved its numbers lately, KIRO's hurting and something needs to
change, but it’s hard to know just what they would or should do. Dave
and Dori ain’t going anywhere. Maybe the answer is to bulk up the
Morning News to better the day, try to wrench it from Glenn Beck on
KTTH. Problem is they’ve shrunk their news staff, and dumped their old
news brand. (
Apropos of nothing: Jason Brooks has left or soon will
to become the money erg a stationing in San Francisco).
Peter
Weissbach’s weird little Pomposity Hour (KVI m-f, 5-6p) has
few listeners, but he's all that's local on KVI during the week. The
Seattle Times’ recent revelations about his skeezy and illegal
hiring practices would have sank him in less desperate days when Fisher
Broadcasting could afford to have a conscience
. (Remember when they
sacked John Carlson for a conflict of interest? Or dumped Mike Siegel
when he gave conspiracy theorists whose smears of Mayor Rice he hoped
were given free rein on his show? If the Fisher family were still
selling flour and guided by their present-day moral compass, a 1-lb.
sack of flour would only weigh 14 oz.) Weissbach is probably only
around until the station decides which live, syndicated talker can be
finagled onto the roster-
Lars Larsson recently declined, we’re told.
Mouthing Off (KVI 6-7p Sundays) bills itself
as "The View with Balls" and has slipped through the cracks of Fisher
Radio’s ineptitude. Although they don’t get much but an h
our
of Sunday airtime the station apparently couldn’t sell to
penis-mercials, Dave Carson and Kevin Dodrill trade punches, bon mots,
and masculine but witty takes on sex, politics, and the meaning of life.
More of this on a different station could help turn around the talk
radio business, but we're afraid if someone upstairs finds out there’s
someone on the air on KVI under the age of 40, the Mouthers will be
toast. Not that that will happen any day soon, the Fisher suits don’t
really care what’s actually on the radie-yo, just what it costs them.
Mike
Siegel, (KKOL m-f, 12-3p) probably doesn’t count: he's a
Seattle veteran talker, long irrelevant who
does
business talk on KKOL, a Salem Communications station (home of
LoueDobbs!)that shows up in no ratings lists- it's positioned somewhere
below 41st in the market.
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