BlatherWatch

GOP chair kirby wilbur leaves talk radio door open

We wrote a long piece for political site Publicola on Kirby Wilbur, the new GOP state chairman, and erstwhile KVI talk host. Read it here.

Kirby talked to us about all manner of things, including the Democrats' PDC charges against him. But for us, the takeaway was this:

He says wistfully, “If [Fisher] called tomorrow and said we want you back on mornings for a quarter of my old pay, I’d tell the Party in a heartbeat: ‘I’m outa here.’”

Mr. Clayton?

Our own floyd brown has re-emerged in alaska

Our old pal, the Jesus-mouthed, Tacoma-based, dirty trickster, and ex-KVI talk host Floyd Brown is working the failing ballot recount campaign of Joe Miller, Sarah Palin's handpicked teaparty bagger Senate candidate for Alaska.

Always helpful, Floyd jumped into the fray, volunteering his considerable experience in skewing and schmutzing election results. You can bet, Floyd's there merely to see to the honesty of the process... to count ballots for the good of the order, blessed, would-be shit disturber that he is. Who's Floyd Brown, you ask? Read his reviews:

He's “one of the nation’s dirtiest political strategists” (USA Today); "the lowest form of life." (George H.W. Bush) "a slimy thug for hire," (George Stephanopoulos). Read our Floyd Brown file here.

Floyd brown’s hilarious, 'fabulous las vegas' press conference

Floyd Brown is going after Sen. Harry Reid in his home state of Nevada. In an ad that's been called "one of the strangest you’ll see," (see below) Brown and notorious birther (and aptly named) Gary Kreep claim Reid is cozy with Arab slave merchants (!).

That’s funny enough, but even funnier is the (see above) “press conference” they held in front of the famous “Fabulous Las Vegas” sign. 

Supreme court decision is big win for local smutzer floyd brown

Thursday’s radical, precedent-overturning, Supreme Court decision from the same old men who gave us George W. Bush will open elections to uncontrolled floods of corporate money, and is being crowed over all over right-wing media.

It was a huge victory for former KVI talk host Floyd Brown, the evangelical Tacoman (University Place, actually) notorious for smutz campaigns against Democrats, famously at his apex with the Willie Horton ads that helped beat Dukakis in 1988.

Floyd brown: GOP toilet-diver pushes for impeachment

 Make no mistake. We're now in the middle of a bloodless coup – the takeover of an entire nation by the hate-America crowd – a cold-blooded gang that despises America's prosperity, our standing in the world, our trust in God and our generosity and goodness. ~~ Floyd Brown

After a brief hiatus, our old friend and Northwest homey, Floyd Brown is back.

Who's Floyd Brown, you ask? 

Brian jennings' talk radio book is less than some of its parts

 It's an inconsequential book. There's no new information, and it neither asks new questions; nor anything of its readers. (Plus, there are no pictures,  always a disappointment in a geezerly book about radio).

It's Censorship, The Threat to Silence Talk Radio by Brian Jennings and we waited until we could get it new at Amazon for $5.52. (Advice: don't pay retail for this dog!)

Can right-wing talk inspire another beer-gut revolution?

Taking a moment from wall-to-wall coverage of the Octomom, Sean Hannity's website has a poll:

What kind of revolution appeals most to you? The Hannitized ditto-heads are voting, and so far, 22.22% favor a Military Coup; 35.56% are for a War for Secession; but 42.22% are for good ol' Armed Rebellion.

Is this another go at mainstreaming the far, far right with an uprising of the militia windbags, the exurban goons w/guns, those beer-gut revolutionaries with the mail-order long guns converted to fully-auto?

Don't laugh it's happened before, and not that long ago ... as the crow's feet fly.

Floyd brown says he'll stop toilet fishing

A Bible verse is taped to a whiteboard in Floyd Brown's office: That is why for Christ’s sake I delight in weakness, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in difficulties.

(Photo: Brown trolling for information).

This in a New York Times piece Saturday, "Ready to Attack Obama, if Some Money Arrives" by Michael Luo. 

Brown's plight, according to the story, is that the shit's in the pipe and ready to go, but he doesn't have the dough to get it on the air.

But now he's telling World Net Daily, "I will cease 527 activities if Obama accepts public financing."

"Sen. Obama's spokesperson Robert Gibbs said the only reason they won't limit themselves to public financing is because of my TV ads. I will agree to immediately cease all 527 activities if Obama will live up to his earlier commitments to accept public financing,"

We wouldn't counsel the Obama campaign to begin any anticipatory breath-holding activities.

Barack brings a gun

"If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun,” Barack Obama said last week and we were thrilled.

He showed huevos John Kerry never showed in the catastrophic 2004 election -- a lack of display that proved fatal to his chances.

Obama says he'll stand up to the nasty mudhoney being flung at him by a Republican Party hard put to find much else to throw at him.

Listening to floyd brown so you don't have to... DEUX

Quotes from our morning with Republican schmutzer Floyd Brown filling in on Kirby & Co. (KVI m-f, 5-9a) last week. You can say say most anything that early in the morning, and usually no one notices.

(Photo: Mary Beth and Floyd Brown: better than Hollywood sex for 25 years!)

~~ Floyd: [Obama to Hillary] "The dream ticket will not happen, I don't want you anywhere near my campaign." (Don't know why this didn't make national headlines -- this scoop is exclusive to Floyd, he either talks to Obama, hears voices, or pulls stuff out of his ass. You decide).

~~ Floyd says he told Bill Maher: "Bill, you are not happy with sex. You go out and have sex with all these women -- every time I come to the studio, you got a different one on your arm. You will not enjoy sex the same way I will being married to the same woman for 25 years." (You can make book on that, Floyd.)