Fast Food Furious

 

 

 

Salem Radio host Mike Gallagher and anal leakage

As the Chick-fil-A controversy has fired up (the spare parts) of right wing talk by force feeding their hosts complementary product not-ready-for-the-sanitary-sewer-systems out there and the tattooed soccer moms and men dressed in baby clothes lined up in support of Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

Salem Radio's Mike Gallagher, encouraged his listener(s) to post images of them consuming Chick fil A on Facebook, while Salem itself encouraged a flash mob at the local C-f-A outlet at the Paramus NJ mall, where 200 people or the equilvalent of New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie showed up.

 

 

 Former subway rider, now Chick fil A militia General Curtis Sliwa, seen interrogating pensioner lined up for Operation Fast and Furious Food

 Chick-fil-A' CEO, Dan Cathy who earlier last month stated he was 'guilty as charged' with his support of anti-gay organizations and later the 'safety recall' of Jim Henson kids toys from Chick-fil-A resturants after the Henson group (since 2004 owned by Disney) had already severed their ties with Cathy, has built his base around baby jesus-meets-NASCAR-guns-anti-gays-except-for-lesbian porn, stated previously:

"It's very clear in Romans chapter 1, if we look at society today, we see all the twisted up kind of stuff that's going on," Cathy states in the clip. "Washington trying to redefine the definition of marriage and all the other kinds of things that we go -- if you go upstream from that, in Romans chapter 1, you will see that because we have not acknowledged God and because we have not thanked God, that we have been left victim to the foolishness of our own thoughts."

 

While violating Leviticus and serving 'swine' as Chick fil A's product includes breakfast sandwiches with ...bacon , Cathy's "Win Shape Foundation" contributed nearly $2 million to organizations such as Marriage & Family Foundation ($1,188,380), Exodus International ($1,000) and the Family Research Council (also $1,000) promoting only that hetrosexuals can feel misrable in marriage.

Another spare parts of radio, Pastor Kevin Swanson declared:

"They wondered if the Muppets support NAMBLA and if Kermit is "interested in another frog" instead of Miss Piggy and suggested that Chick-fil-A have a "frog fillet" or a "Miss Piggy on a bun" to memorialize the Muppets' decision to "take the sodomy route."

Fox News host Mike Huckabee declared August 1 to be "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day" and asked his audience to eat at Chick-fil-A in order to "affirm a business that operates on Christian principles and whose executives are willing to take a stand for the Godly values we espouse."

Fox News Radio reporter Todd Starnes tweeted that "a Chick-fil-A sandwich" is the "best defense against anti-Christian, anti-Chicken, leftwing, heterophobic bigots."

 

Somehow a wholesome meal of chicken by-product will either keep the gay away or provides a comfort zone for those not ready to come out.   

What meat would Jesus eat?

Comments

[Sparky]

So why was it ok to burn Dixie Chicks CDs and boycott their concerts when they were exercising THEIR free speech concerning their dislike for Prez Bush? But stating you are not going to eat at a chicken joint is going against God and Country? The sheep are such hypocrites.

[Gentlemen Rouge]

Here’s an idiot who almost set himself on fire while protesting Cheerios.

[KS]

Jesus would eat a Chick-Fil-A and hug an LGBT.

[BlackRhino]

KS, I think your right, but would conservatives accept him? There are many situations where antagonists come to consensuses and compromise. But I don’t see that with the current neo-cons.

[T-S]

And what did Jesus say about the rich and the eye of a needle? or expelling the moneychangers from the temple?

I think He'd more likely visit the Gulf and ask what happened?

[Arty Ziff]

This is all pointless nonsense. The Gays are all very flamboyant ego hogs that like publicity, [b]anything to be the center of attention[/b]. It's just very sad.

[T-S]

That was just a rumor and Leviticus believed it. He was a conservative. Feel better about your own inclinations now?

[sparky]

Mohammy, Homophobia is when you fear that another man will treat you like you treat women.

[T-S]

You really think Leviticus was there when god talked to Moses? Really?