Tin Foil Sales Spur The Economy!

Not exactly the kind of headlines we're used to seeing since the halcyon days of newspapers competing against the red baiting of the 1950's or train wrecks in which wolves were nipping at the pancreases of dead passengers high up in the mountains.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alex Jones talking into a snake microphone 

that could also be a Zippo lighter

 

 But since we live in fictitious times where truth is a stranger to fiction, we can't help but resist peering into the land of 1000 watt AM radio and the magic of the Internet that brings us the spare parts of talk radio. 

In the 24 or so hours since the death of Andrew Breitbart and now quite possibly Davy Jones too, conspiracy host and player of cool bumper music, Alex Jones and his staff of 2 theorize that Breitbart was the victim of foul play just hours before his alleged release-of-something-big-that-would-derail-Obama-but-now-he's-dead-so it must be true meme.

    

 

 

 

 

 

 

The ambiguously stoned but squeaky clean Monkees

who would later team up with the New World Order and kill Davy Jones

 

  Breitbart's accusations from the CPAC conference claimed, “I have videos, this election we’re going to vet him. We are going to vet him from his college days to show you why racial division and class warfare are central to what hope and change was sold in 2008.”

 Breitbart also said he would release the tape during last months CPAC conference. We have to believe he was still 'editing' for Blu-Ray sales and therefore couldn't make the deadline.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

 On Jones' website   ( but not available on the air around here or least Alex isn't telling us,) his site asserts that something fishy is going on, because prior to his video post-post pre-release, the hospital won't tell the Infowars News Team if Breitbart was even admitted to the Ronald Reagan UCLA Hospital.

 HIPPA is also a part of the Illuminati plan to cover up the deception too.

 Alex says, "You don’t have to be a conspiracy theorist to appreciate the downright weirdness of Breitbart predicting a major event to occur on March 1st, only for him to end up dying on that very date. Breitbart was officially pronounced dead at 12:19am."

Sheriff Joe Arpiao has also flown in his team of Maricopa County Rangers from Arizona to defend tyranny and also to evade his own court appearance which is  being orchestrated by the other Illuminati.

Meanwhile, Erich "Mancow" Muller tweeted:

"He told me RECENTLY he had big dirt on Obama... MANY believe it's murder!"

and...“Still don't know what killed Whitney. IMMEDIATELY it's Brietbart dead @ 43 of Natural causes?”

Micheal  'The Savage' Weiner was heard on his show:“Maybe my overly active imagination kicked into overdrive,”  “But you heard what Breitbart said – he has videos … we’re going to vet the president.”

 This kind of rhetoric, which keeps the fringes of AM talk radio and blogging seemingly

sleepless for weeks, is mother's milk for the C-list of radio hosts.

 

Walter Chronic

Comments

[Truth-seeker]

Praise the Lord that there are all those listeners out there who love it!

[Mary]

Driving home I just heard an interesting parallel to this column: Goldman said that the American People love vitriol and radio on the right gives it to them.

[Ryder]

1st:....If the videos exist someone has them. They will appear. Or did they all just vaporize much likee Yoda in some sci-fi flick?

2nd:...Who is this guy? Or should I say, "was"?

Not that I never heard of him. But still, who was he that anyone should carre one way or another? I mean its not like he was Jim Foreman or anything.