Marriage 'n' stuff with michele 'n' marcus

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[YLB]

Ugggghhh.. That hair!

[D.T. Monson]

Those who do the most protesting...

(are always Republicans)

[yaknewit]

FANTASTIC!

[joanie]

I loved it. Watch the second video and you'll hear Marcus Bachmann. Am I stereotyping here? Hope not.

[Lori Monson]

Marcus Bachmann could cure both Eric Kantor and Michael Medved of what's really wrong with them.

[Ben E. Ann Thejets]

Paging Sean Hannity!!!! Bachmann quits church that calls the Pope the "anti-Christ," after attending for 10 years.

[KS blathering for the halibut]

What will they think of next ?

[excessive moderate]

Another lie? KS, it’s more like, what lie will she speak in her effort?

[KS blathering for the halibut]

What's your problem, EM ? your girlfriend or boyfriend left you ? (unsure of your gender preference). Turn off MSNBC and stop being a stupid leftwing sheeple.

[weatherdude]

KS, "The wise man questions the wisdom of others because he questions his own, the foolish man, because it is different from his own."

[Jane]

Leviticus - Chapter 18 - verse 22:
God speaking to Moses stated, “Thou shall not lie with mankind as with womankind. It is an abomination!”

[Robin]

Good for you Jane! At least someone on this site has some morals.
God bless you.

[sparky]

If anyone curses his father or mother, he must be put to death.(Leviticus 20:9)

"Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard." (Leviticus 19:27)

"...do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear material woven of two kinds of material." (Leviticus 19:19)

"But all in the seas or in the rivers that do not have fins and scales, all that move in the water or any living thing which is in the water, they are an abomination to you." (Leviticus 11:10)

"They (shellfish) shall be an abomination to you; you shall not eat their flesh, but you shall regard their carcasses as an abomination." (Leviticus 11:11)

"Whatever in the water does not have fins or scales; that shall be an abomination to you." (Leviticus 11:12)

No tattoos. Leviticus 19:28 reads, "You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord."

Mark 10:11-12, "And He said to them, 'Whoever divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her; and if she herself divorces her husband and marries another man, she is committing adultery.'"

Deuteronomy 23:1 reads (this is the God's Word translation, which spells it out better), "A man whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off may never join the assembly of the Lord."

Oh, and the next verse says that if you're a bastard, the child of a bastard... or even have a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchild of a bastard, you can't come to church or synagogue either.
Deuteronomy 23:2 reads, "No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the Lord; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

Deuteronomy 25:11-12.

"If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity."

That's impossible to misinterpret. Ladies, if your husband is getting mugged, make sure to kick the mugger in the pills. Do not do the grip and squeeze (no matter what "Miss Congeniality" might advise). Or your hand needs to be cut off.

As a final note, I know that most of these cite the Old Testament, which Christianity doesn't necessarily adhere to as law.

To which I say: If you're going to ignore the section of Leviticus that bans about tattoos, pork, shellfish, round haircuts, polyester and football, how can you possibly turn around and quote Leviticus 18:22 ("You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.") as irrefutable law?

But that's me trying to introduce logic to religious fanaticism.