Dori Monson's (KIROFM m-f,12-3p) tagline is "Looking out for your freedoms," which is not only lame, but a rip-off from his spiritual father, Billo Reilly's "Looking out for you."
He told listeners Tuesday he needs a new one. Although we often rip him a new one, we've generously leaped into the breach, our suggestions suck (see below the fold) -- we know you can do better... please help.
"Ranting with the runt."
"Bald lies with a comb-over."
The Dori Monson Show: Your radio shrimp cocktail."
"Ballistics with no statistics."
“Adolescence pushed beyond all previous bounds."
“Diction, fiction with no conviction.”
"Jock values, shock values-- take your pick."
"Puerility dribbled daily down the court of clichés."
“Liberty served-up with stupidity."
"Selective outrage, indiscriminate taste."
"An opinion for every minute there's no commercial."
"The tree of liberty watered with the drool of idiots."
"Adolescence without the intelligence."
"Your daily dose of 'fuck you, Seattle.'"
"Unhinged and peeing my pants with fear since 9/11"
Posted by: Mike D | June 01, 2011 at 12:04 PM
A Big Dick with a Little Pecker.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy | June 01, 2011 at 12:10 PM
I don't care what (Pick One) [Obama, Gregiore, Ron Sims] says, I'm against it!
Posted by: Bruce | June 01, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Quality Presidential Lawn Jockeys Since 2008
I Still Have a Radio Show?
Looking Out for You're Freedom's (so his listeners will not get confused)
Locked in a Room with a High School Kid and a Woman Who Hates Me for 3 Hours a Day
My Taxes are so High, Somebody Call the Cops
Posted by: Fire him already | June 01, 2011 at 12:50 PM
And the whine for today is . . .
Posted by: The Anti-Dori | June 01, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Dori, your daily dose of simpleminded stupidity.
Posted by: Zim | June 01, 2011 at 01:03 PM
I just gotta get to a break
Posted by: Ryder | June 01, 2011 at 01:19 PM
No more "Born on the mean streets of Ballard?"
How about, "Born in a Publicly Funded Hospital in Ballard"?
Posted by: Hypocrit | June 01, 2011 at 01:33 PM
"Lake Forest Park's #1 Radio Host"
Posted by: Andrew | June 01, 2011 at 02:53 PM
"The Pest of the Northwest"
Posted by: Andrew | June 01, 2011 at 02:55 PM
"The Eastlake Troll"
Posted by: Andrew | June 01, 2011 at 02:58 PM
Dori Monson: Punditry that makes you feel dirty!
Posted by: JDB | June 01, 2011 at 03:35 PM
"Smaller than a breadbox yet still full of shit"
Posted by: Ka4ist | June 01, 2011 at 04:47 PM
Despicable Me.
Posted by: Pete | June 01, 2011 at 04:58 PM
A narrow mind and a head shaped to hold it.
Posted by: rich | June 01, 2011 at 05:04 PM
The “King of Seattle” or the diminutive jackal of the suburbs? You be the jury.
Posted by: BlackRhino | June 01, 2011 at 05:53 PM
I'm outraged. OUTRAGED!
Posted by: Pete | June 01, 2011 at 05:53 PM
Like Mike Webb, but without the morals.
Posted by: Scott White | June 01, 2011 at 05:55 PM
This isn't a tag line, but what exactly is Monson's left hand doing in that photo?
Posted by: Pete | June 01, 2011 at 05:58 PM
I think he just realized the cam is on and he had the most obvious reaction.
‘Ohhhh shhhiiiittt!’
Posted by: BlackRhino | June 01, 2011 at 06:22 PM
"Dori Monson: Center of the Blatherwatch Universe!"
Posted by: Radio Queen | June 01, 2011 at 07:59 PM
Putting liberals' panties in a wad since 1994
Posted by: John | June 01, 2011 at 09:39 PM
Losing listenership little by little
Posted by: Zim | June 01, 2011 at 10:19 PM
The most frequent blogged about personality on Blatherwatch...
Posted by: KS | June 01, 2011 at 10:31 PM
"Dori Monson: If you want Cheese with your Whine"
Posted by: The Glenn Beck Comedy Tour | June 02, 2011 at 08:28 AM
Ignoring Republican Mis-deeds for over twenty years!
On his show or blog, not one mention of this: http://mynorthwest.com/?nid=15&sid=491009
But you can bet if it had invloved Gregoire, Obama or (Insert Name of Democrat Here), he'd be all over it.
Posted by: Mysterion | June 02, 2011 at 08:46 AM
214 pounds of shit in a 142 pound bag.
Posted by: anonymous | June 02, 2011 at 01:55 PM
"The guy with the girl's name and the boy's voice."
Posted by: Sam Sonite | June 02, 2011 at 09:35 PM
Dori Monson: I'm the shit that shit scrapes off its shoes
Posted by: Joe Wisconsin | June 02, 2011 at 10:00 PM
A Wiener whacker since 1975....
Posted by: Carlos Herrera | June 07, 2011 at 07:03 PM
Monson always looks like he's holding back a mouth full of vomit.
Posted by: Arty Ziff | June 09, 2011 at 09:15 PM
Dori Monson - "Some of my best friends are colored."
Posted by: Orbus Mini | June 21, 2011 at 11:02 AM