We do it all!!
We'll read the book, fill the little bubbles, lick the stamp, drop it in the box!
No more futzing with those annoying candidate profiles and confusing initiatives. We'll make sure you vote correctly and completely.
Just sign your ballot, and send it to BlatherWatch, Box 1806, 5000 Othello St. South, Ste.200; Seattle 98118.
yaa Right!
Posted by: Ed Bennett | October 23, 2010 at 05:25 PM
Riiiiiiiight
Posted by: Emile Flournoye | October 23, 2010 at 05:25 PM
Ding, ding , ding!
“Holly Park Medical & Dental Clinic”, what did I win?
Posted by: BlackRhino | October 23, 2010 at 06:09 PM
cute.
Posted by: KS | October 23, 2010 at 06:23 PM
Before voting however you choose, I'm assigning each and every one of you to watch The Corporation which is a DVD available to all at a modest price from Amazon from $10 - $20 or so
Certainly worth it.
Posted by: joanie | October 23, 2010 at 08:33 PM
Is this The Stranger cheat sheet?
Posted by: Ed Bennett | October 23, 2010 at 09:34 PM
Is this a joke???
Posted by: gino | October 23, 2010 at 11:27 PM
No joke. Don't be silly. Send him your ballots. He knows whatto do with them.
Got a good link - thanks,Sparky! - to a cheaper version of The Corporation. This will make chux's tight-fisted little money-grubbing heart happy. It's all about his heroes.
Posted by: joanie | October 23, 2010 at 11:47 PM
Hey, that's the address (Suite 175) of Empress Angelique Blaque, Seattle Dungeon Mistress. Don't be confused!
Posted by: Fremont | October 24, 2010 at 09:59 AM
I'm pretty sure this is illegal.
Posted by: Aron | October 24, 2010 at 10:34 AM
Hood -- how dare you. Everybody knows how you will vote -- it will be for the progressive socialists.
WARNIG: PLEASE DO NOT FALL FOR THIS! IT IS ANOTHER TYPICAL LIBERAL TRAP TO STEAL AN ELECTION! Go ahead and delete this, Hood, YOU CHEATER.
Posted by: Peg_Everson | October 24, 2010 at 10:57 AM
New low Blatherwatch.
Posted by: santos | October 24, 2010 at 11:49 AM
You are correct, Aron. Not only is this Bla'M-Scam illegal, it is unconstitutional, unprofessional, and in direct opposition to Holy Scripture. However, chances are pretty slim that rerouted voting would be detected, and a strong case can be made for assisting the politically challenged to properly cast their votes. Jeez, Bla'M will even cover the cost of postage! So, send those ballots to the above address (NOT Ste. 175) and let Bla'M further serve his community. Thanks, Bla'M!
Posted by: Fremont | October 24, 2010 at 12:51 PM
Since ACORN has been disbanded - is this a sarcastic post that fronts for a splinter group of what used to be ACORN ?
OK, it's a spoof, but sometimes truth is stranger than fiction - stay tuned to see what happens after Nov. 2nd
Posted by: KS | October 24, 2010 at 03:49 PM
Speaking of Nov 2nd, turns out Coils went to squeeze those Rethuglican nuts and ended doing a self inflicted 50 state handjob.
LMAO
Posted by: Puget Sound | October 24, 2010 at 04:25 PM
The folks believe the ACORN issue will take down the thorns in the side of the whole Rethuglican particulars. On the downside, a Nov. 2nd remedy will bring down the Iron Wall between the "thugocracy" of the Debtor Nations as well as the Tea Party Movemoent. FOLLOW THE MONEY!! We will win both Washingtons in November. SEMPER FI. LIVE FREE OR DIE!!
Posted by: Finnsen | October 24, 2010 at 07:17 PM
Fremont,
I glanced at Empress Angelique‘s web site that you presented. It provided an attractive girl with upstanding conservative viewpoint but, I didn’t find an address. How do you know the location of her lair of feminine obedience? And if you have any incriminating evidence, I would play dearly for its destruction.
Posted by: BlackRhino | October 24, 2010 at 09:39 PM
Puget Sound,
Your humor is like watching a cripple fall down in the rain, and lay there for a while because no republican is willing to brave the downpour. Squeezing nuts and hand jobs, sounds like your missing something in your life. Poor Putz the fallen cripple, waiting for someone to help…KS…are you available for a circle jerk?
Posted by: BlackRhino | October 24, 2010 at 09:45 PM
Vote fraud typical of a democrat. The democrat motto vote early vote often even if you're dead.
No wonder they want the death tax. They believe the dead should be allowed to vote so taxing them should be okay.
Posted by: Steph | October 26, 2010 at 05:04 AM
WHEN WILL YOU TAKE THIS DOWN, HOOD? IT IS ILLEGAL AND YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. CAN LIBERALS FLAUNT THE LAW IN THIS STATE??
Posted by: Yakima | October 26, 2010 at 12:45 PM
Way to go Mr Hood you just got a heck of a lot more bloggers interested in your site. Don't let anyone make you take this down. Crush 'em.
Posted by: MstngSally | October 26, 2010 at 01:01 PM
hey, jacoby. aren't you still on probation?
Posted by: 123 | October 26, 2010 at 11:38 PM
Speaking of voter fraud, lets not forget Florida in 2000!
Posted by: Ed Bennett | October 29, 2010 at 09:39 PM