Great Moments in Blather: will gay sex save talk radio?

(From June 17, 2009)

Yea! Furious gays! special rights! The Gay's agenda crammed down the throats of children! Penis black markets for marriage-crazed lesbians! The "tranny loophole???"

Talk producers licked their collective lips, today. Why?

 Because President Obama finally came through with his promised bailout for talk radio.

By announcing benefits to partners of gay federal employees, the lines will surely light up with long time listeners, and first time callers. It's a gift.

As Rush says, the President's has an "obsession with The Gay." (Think there might be something else funny about this guy? Queer Kenyan, Moslem?)

By injecting gay sex into the national conversation this moment, he saved producers and talk hosts from the worst summer topic recession since the 1992 Summer of Love. (When dittoheads say "gay rights" they really mean, "gay sex." When they say "sin" they mean 'sex').

Finally something to talk about that's not economics! Or the blah-bliddy-blah-blah of socialism, health care, the birth certificate, teleprompters, or the tedia of the foregone concluded Sotomayor confirmation!

"Now we've got sex with legs for the summer doldrums," crowed Bolt, a relieved Seattle talk producer. "After Edwards petered out, all we've had in the sex department is Sen. Ensign banging his secretary. Problem is - he's a Republican! And straight."

Juice and penetration is what talk radio runs on but homophobic right-wing talkers have had a real-time problem: the juicy fag action lately has been in the GOP with the likes of Rep. Mark Foley, Evangelist Ted Haggard, Larry Craig, and David Vitter. 

(photo: dittoheads, "gay sex!")

Rush says The Gays are seething at Obama.

The Lesbian, Gay, Bi-sexers, and Transgenders are fuming that Obama is not dismantling DOMA -- and are livid that his beavers would cite cases involving incest and people marrying children.

 They're also furious at Obama's limp action on the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. "Look, boys and girls (and undecideds): right now Obama's getting busy... finishing off the economy and destroying heath care. So for the moment you have to bend over and grab the ankles. But don't doubt him. Your turn is coming. (So to speak.) He's a flaming lib, and he's on your side of the aisle. I promise! You just have to be patient; you're not yet a priority. How does it feel?"

The door is now open for topics like the so-called "tranny loophole" where marriage-obsessed gays and lesbians can get married in any state by simply swapping-out their genitals! Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage.

 Because President Obama finally came through with his promised bailout for talk radio.

By announcing benefits to partners of gay federal employees, the lines will surely light up with long time listeners, and first time callers. It's a gift.

As Rush says, the President's has an "obsession with The Gay." (Think there might be something else funny about this guy? Queer Kenyan, Moslem?)

By injecting gay sex into the national conversation this moment, he saved producers and talk hosts from the worst summer topic recession since the 1992 Summer of Love. (When dittoheads say "gay rights" they really mean, "gay sex." When they say "sin" they mean 'sex').

Finally something to talk about that's not economics! Or the blah-bliddy-blah-blah of socialism, health care, the birth certificate, teleprompters, or the tedia of the foregone concluded Sotomayor confirmation!

"Now we've got sex with legs for the summer doldrums," crowed Bolt, a relieved Seattle talk producer. "After Edwards petered out, all we've had in the sex department is Sen. Ensign banging his secretary. Problem is - he's a Republican! And straight."

Juice and penetration is what talk radio runs on but homophobic right-wing talkers have had a real-time problem: the juicy fag action lately has been in the GOP with the likes of Rep. Mark Foley, Evangelist Ted Haggard, Larry Craig, and David Vitter. 

(photo: dittoheads, "gay sex!")

Rush says The Gays are seething at Obama.

The Lesbian, Gay, Bi-sexers, and Transgenders are fuming that Obama is not dismantling DOMA -- and are livid that his beavers would cite cases involving incest and people marrying children.

 They're also furious at Obama's limp action on the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. "Look, boys and girls (and undecideds): right now Obama's getting busy... finishing off the economy and destroying heath care. So for the moment you have to bend over and grab the ankles. But don't doubt him. Your turn is coming. (So to speak.) He's a flaming lib, and he's on your side of the aisle. I promise! You just have to be patient; you're not yet a priority. How does it feel?"

Comments

[sparky]

I would say the answer is "yes" considering the flurry of attention over the latest minister accused of poking little boys.

[Chucks]

Child molesters of all stations in life will always be the target of caring adults. It is far from just a gay thing.

[Puget Sound]

as chucks says, these cretins come from all walks of life and it's not a gay thing. it is a Pedophilia thing. my gay friends are as horrified by this as my straight friends.

Pres Obama could lead on Don't Ask Don't Tell. He has majorities in the Congress and most Repub voters think it is time to repeal it.
But Pres Obama won't lead. Not worth it in his eyes and the African American and Latino Communities have historically not been pro gay rights. (witness Prop 8 in California)

oh hey sparkles, it's not just ministers acused of 'poking little boys.' hell, very sad to say but how many stories have we read about schoolteachers...

[KS]

So you want to say that heterosexuals are not to be trusted because of their hetero promiscuities. Alrighty then, likewise, gays and priests are not to be trusted because of their child molestation tendencies. One case; Portland Mayor Sam Adams was poking an underage boy - Baau Breedlove about the time he was elected.

As for Obongo, don't you don't already get that he is an ideologue and if it isn't politically necessary, he doesn't care ? Maybe the gays can unite and vote against him in 2012, if he hasn't done anything by then.

[sparky]

Who said heterosexuals are not to be trusted?

[Mr. Common Sense]

Unlike race, sexual orientation is a self-proclaimed status.

There is no way one can say with 100% certainty that a stranger met on a bus is gay.

However, can certainly say the stranger was black, asian or latino.

[Fremont]

Yeah, KS, specious syllogism, duh!

LMAO at the hysterical Onion vid! Tnx, Bla'M!

[KS]

Who said heterosexuals are not to be trusted?

Posted by: sparky | September 26, 2010 at 12:03 PM

you missed it - heterosexuals in politics and homos in politics. The take-away from that is that no matter what sexuality you profess as a politician, it will be met with distrust by some.

Here ya go, more food for thought-

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2010/09/obama-mourning-in-america-ronald-reagan-morning-in-america.html

Time to wake up - clear out the cobwebs and smell the coffee !!

[Fremont]

I'll link it here for you, KS. You're welcome.

[Shabby Cat]

Read the original post, it was funny as hell.