No charges have yet been filed, but the internets are buzzing with the alarming allegations that Glenn Beck (KTTH m-f, 6-9a) murdered and raped a young girl in 1990.
Is it all a vicious hoax? Or does Beck's silence beg formal investigation by authorities? While we find it hard to believe that he'd rape and murder a young girl, we think these are interesting questions that deserve to be answered. Beck could clear this up quickly by releasing any criminal records.
So far, here's what we know:
- FACT: Many young girls were raped and murdered in 1990.
- FACT: Glenn Beck was very much alive in 1990, and physically capable of raping and murdering a young girl.
- FACT: Glenn Beck says he is heterosexual.
- FACT: Glenn Beck says he has a mental disorder.
- FACT: Glenn Beck "looks" like he could rape and kill.
- FACT: Glenn Beck is not a gay Canadian porn star.
- FACT: Cash rewards have been offered for proof that Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a young girl in 1990.
- FACT: Some say he ate her remains in a drunken pagan ceremony. Some say.
- FACT: Glenn Beck has neither acknowledged nor denied that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. (Long form, please, Glenn)
- FACT: Glenn Beck has not released his criminal records proving he didn't rape and murder a young
- FACT: no arrests have been made.
Glenn Beck has got left wing lunatics scared shitless if they are resorting to this desperation. The meteoric rise of Beck has astounded and sent shock waves throughout the broadcast industry. Beck gets higher ratings than Ed Schultz, Olbermann and Maddow combined.
Posted by: mrogi | September 06, 2009 at 05:20 AM
Wow! Topic matter must be getting pretty thin; this is pretty low.
Posted by: Duffman | September 06, 2009 at 06:29 AM
duff
BM is just applying the same rigorous 'logic' that glenn beck uses in his claims.
it may give glenn beck followers cause to reconsider his claims when he uses the same logic.
(and for the slow ones aka ph(J)oanie let me repeat that I do not believe glenn beck committed any of those crimes.)
Posted by: Puget Sound | September 06, 2009 at 06:39 AM
Let's appoint Van Jones as special investigator to get to the bottom of this. I hear he might be looking for work.
Posted by: Duffman | September 06, 2009 at 06:58 AM
Beck could clear this up quickly by releasing any criminal records.
Hmmmmm-sounds familiar with respect to a sitting POTUS about his past.
"There is absolutely no evidnece this event happened, therefore we must investigate."
Former Speaker Foley discussing the Oct surprise of Bush 41 flying to Paris in an SR-71 on a secret mission.
Say goodbye Van.
Posted by: oda231 | September 06, 2009 at 07:06 AM
Why is liberal media so afraid of Glenn Beck? Ask Van Jones. Beck kicked Van Jones ass. Beck devoted entire segments of his daily FOX News program to exposing Jones as a radical socialist and 9/11 Truther. Thanks to Beck, Jones became a liability to the Obama Administration. He was forced to resign. That is the Power of Beck.
Posted by: mrogi | September 06, 2009 at 07:06 AM
"Let's appoint Van Jones as special investigator to get to the bottom of this. I hear he might be looking for work.
Posted by: Duffman | September 06, 2009 at 06:58 AM"
spot on Duff, and may I say you are a patriot and a good american.
Posted by: Puget Sound | September 06, 2009 at 07:11 AM
I'll watch for the follow up story on Keith Olbermann tonight. Fucking pathetic.
Posted by: Rush | September 06, 2009 at 07:52 AM
yes, that would be perfect if we could get Olberman to devote a 'special comment' complete with false facts, over the top delivery, and then crushing the copy into a small ball so as to toss at the camera.
somewhere way up high, former Cougar Edward R. Murrow is vomiting in his throat.
Posted by: Puget Sound | September 06, 2009 at 08:24 AM
Wow Michael!! Are you and your lib friends more afraid of Beck than you are of Limbaugh?
Many times through the years, I have been amazed by how low libs will go to slander the opposition, but you are diving in the old septic tank now.
This is a stink that may never come off.
Posted by: chucks | September 06, 2009 at 08:26 AM
Keith Olbermann has been de-balled. Nobody watches Olbermann. His rating suck ass. Beck quadruples the Olbermann audience. Olbermann is Mr. Irrelevant. His Special Comments are only heard by an audience of crickets.
Posted by: mrogi | September 06, 2009 at 08:27 AM
Congratulations to Glenn Beck. I just read on Drudge that the commie bastard Van Jones has resigned as Greenie Czar.
The political party I usually support was silent, CNN, PMSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS(CBS did finally cover it Friday), The Times (all of them) etc did not have the brass to go after this asshat.
Beck showed great courage in bringing Jones down by just using his own words.
Of course, Van Jones started "Color of Change" in an effort to silence Beck and put fear in those who dare question Teh One. Sweet victory for Beck, but he will probably pay a price for not carrying water or serving kool-aid for Obama. I suspect that Beck is going to experience a full rectal exam by a team of IRS auditors. We can not have reporters exposing the truth about the Obama administration.
Next!!!
Posted by: chucks | September 06, 2009 at 09:30 AM
Garbage !!
Posted by: KS | September 06, 2009 at 09:49 AM
"Beck could clear this up quickly by releasing any criminal records."
Ya betcha. This is on a par with saying just as soon as Barack Hussein Obama releases his birth certificate, we'll stop bringing up his citizenship.
"So far, here's what we know:
FACT: Many young girls were raped and murdered in 1990.
FACT: Glenn Beck was very much alive in 1990, and physically capable of raping and murdering a young girl.
FACT: Glenn Beck says he is heterosexual.
FACT: Glenn Beck says he has a mental disorder.
FACT: Glenn Beck "looks" like he could rape and kill.
FACT: Glenn Beck is not a gay Canadian porn star.
FACT: Cash rewards have been offered for proof that Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a young girl in 1990.
FACT: Some say he ate her remains in a drunken pagan ceremony. Some say.
FACT: Glenn Beck has neither acknowledged nor denied that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. (Long form, please, Glenn)
FACT: Glenn Beck has not released his criminal records proving he didn't rape and murder a young
FACT: no arrests have been made.
WTF ? and Pigs fly.
It appears that someone is bent out of shape at Beck over Van Jones having to resign. Has this been transformed into a conspiracy theorist's website ?
Posted by: KS | September 06, 2009 at 10:00 AM
Yes
Posted by: nevets | September 06, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Perf! Whomever made this video used the same script that Beck uses for rousing the rabble over the President's citizenship. Brilliant. Hear the howls from the right about how this tactic is a low blow. Bwaaaahaaaaa! Typical wingnut - dishes out the low blows left and right, but cries foul when the tables are turned. How predictable.
Posted by: thothman | September 06, 2009 at 10:21 AM
good stuff KS.
And to Mrogi:
Keith Olbermann has been de-balled. Nobody watches Olbermann. His rating suck ass. Beck quadruples the Olbermann audience. Olbermann is Mr. Irrelevant. His Special Comments are only heard by an audience of crickets.
Posted by: mrogi | September 06, 2009 at 08:27 AM
I wouldn't deign to give Olbermann the title of Mister. He really is the original 'Bathtub Boy' and if you haven't seen that before, check out John Gibson's tale of Bathtub Boy.
a priceless description of bathtub boy in all his glory
Posted by: Puget Sound | September 06, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Whats really sick and disturbing is that the neo-Coms like B'lam and as T-Man has displyed above think of rape and murder of little girls is funny.
Posted by: nevets | September 06, 2009 at 10:32 AM
Thothman....irony is always wasted on the right. hah!
This weather is the pits. Yesterday it was 77 and mostly sunny in Zillah.
Posted by: sparky | September 06, 2009 at 10:38 AM
"over the top delivery, and then crushing the copy into a small ball so as to toss at the camera."
Ha-Ha. That is the kind of descriptive writer I want to be when I grow up. Good one, Puget Sound.
Posted by: mrogi | September 06, 2009 at 11:14 AM
we catch the irony and bemoan the hypocrisy.
Posted by: Puget Sound | September 06, 2009 at 11:20 AM
Obviously, you don't, Puts. You just proved it again.
Posted by: sparky | September 06, 2009 at 11:29 AM
Can coiler come out and play.
Posted by: Duffman | September 06, 2009 at 11:38 AM
why you so angry, Sparky?
you're not still ticked about that whole Coiler dealie now are you?
tell you what, go ahead and post under Coils name and the rest of us will play along.
Now how did that work...oh yeah:
Sparky gets to be 'reasonable' and you can use Coils for the scut work to expose your inner 'a-hole.'
Just like old times. LOL
(has poor joanie figured it out yet?)
Posted by: Puget Sound | September 06, 2009 at 11:40 AM
PUTS, I think we've been doin a good job of playin along with the whole Sparcoil thing.
Posted by: Duffman | September 06, 2009 at 11:54 AM
Yeah, accusing someone of rape is horrible. It's like accusing someone of being a terrorist.
Posted by: Tigsnort | September 06, 2009 at 12:21 PM
Yeah, Okay...Oh HI tigsnort...can coiler come out and play.
Posted by: Duffman | September 06, 2009 at 12:36 PM
Beck-1
Zero-0
Statement from Glen Beck on the communist Jones resignation:
The American people stood up and demanded answers. Instead of providing them, the Administration had Jones resign under cover of darkness. I continue to be amazed by the power of everyday Americans to initiate change in our government through honest questioning, and judging by the other radicals in the administration, I expect that questioning to continue for the foreseeable future.
Next?
Posted by: oda231 | September 06, 2009 at 01:52 PM
Nevets and Duff
LOL
Posted by: Puget Sound | September 06, 2009 at 04:05 PM
Too bad Sparcoil - you have lost this round. Irony wasted on the left. PS, Duffman, mrogi, chucks et.al. are trying to be reasonable and respectful of our constitutional rights and call an ace an ace .
There are jackasses on the far left and far right. The far right ones are few and far between on this blog.
Posted by: KS | September 06, 2009 at 04:40 PM
nevets
what's this 30 years of court experience that joanie has?
Posted by: Puget Sound | September 06, 2009 at 07:09 PM
other than being the recipient of numerous restraining orders...
Posted by: Puget Sound | September 06, 2009 at 07:44 PM
Beck for president!
Posted by: Mack the truck | September 06, 2009 at 11:07 PM
I smell an impeachment after the D's take pack the congress in 2010. Loved the last one, cut the balls right off that horny crook. The next one will pass the Senate.
Posted by: Sorry Charlie | September 06, 2009 at 11:33 PM
Glenn Blech calls someone a communist and they have to resign?
Posted by: twitter.com/brownhue | September 07, 2009 at 05:39 AM
Urkel’s supporters want to blame Glenn Beck, talk radio,and conservative web sites for the Jones fiasco. Jones record speaks for itsself. All Beck did was discuss what Van Jones has said and done.
A clue as to why so little is known of urkels academic, medical, and other records?
Sunshine can be hazardous to a pols health. More sunny days are forecast.
Posted by: oda231 | September 07, 2009 at 06:21 AM
Urkel uses "I" 56 times in his speech planned for the kiddies. He finishes with:
"Your families, your teachers, and I are doing everything we can to make sure you have the education you need to answer these questions. I’m working hard to fix up your classrooms and get you the books, equipment and computers you need to learn. But you’ve got to do your part too. So I expect you to get serious this year. I expect you to put your best effort into everything you do. I expect great things from each of you. So don’t let us down – don’t let your family or your country or yourself down. Make us all proud. I know you can do it."
And, remember, if you do, you wont have to keep your transcripts secret.
Posted by: oda231 | September 07, 2009 at 09:45 AM
Obammer wasn't ready for this, his people are about 30 years behind the civilization curve, maybe 100 years behind the governing curve. Lets try a Mexican next time, at least their white. Just ake sure he has his green card.
Impeachment 2011!
Posted by: Sorry Charlie | September 07, 2009 at 10:39 AM
Hood could exchange his name for Beck's and the post would make about as much sense, and probably be about as accurate.
You could probably put his daughter's name in there as well, but he'd never do that.
"NEWS FLASH! Innocent young child "Zepedad". Film at 11."
Yah, I know. That's pretty tacky. So is Michael Hood.
Posted by: ksr | September 07, 2009 at 10:49 AM
Glenn Beck is an artist.
He made the Van Go!!!
Send money.
Posted by: chucks | September 07, 2009 at 12:14 PM
"Oh, I know you. I know who all of you are"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1rLv_hNeI
Posted by: Beck Comedy Tour 2009 | September 07, 2009 at 12:58 PM
GUILTY!!!! No question about it--he is such a twisted BoZo...
Posted by: Olyguy | September 09, 2009 at 08:23 PM
OK Olyguy, but if Larry shows up, I'm going ELF or something.
Posted by: chucks | September 09, 2009 at 08:31 PM
The Democrat Party (North) can still beat up the Cuntservitudes (South) because they're not as lazy and stupid. Also they are better looking and have more fun at parties. Oh yeah
Posted by: Casual Observer | January 03, 2010 at 12:54 PM