Bodysnatching neobabe: rachel marsden steals julia roberts' ass, but not her soul

  Alerted by loyal reader Trac, we've been drawn back by the Siren song of the reprehensible Rachel Marsden, the convicted stalker; Fox News right-wing up-and-comer, and known liar.

Note Marsden's Web site flashpage on the left (or click here).

Is that our Rachel lounging on the fainting couch all legs, anklestraps, cleavage and teeth?

Hell no: it's Julia Roberts, who has talent and really is a celebrity.

Marsden went here or here, downloaded the look-a-like pic of Julia, and pasted her onto her own front page.

Marsden is a regular on Fox News late night comedic attempt, Red Eye, and is said to be being groomed as Fox's in-house Ann Coulter.

Prediction: Fox will someday regret hiring Rachel Marsden.

(We know, this is supposed to be a radio blog, but goldarnit we can't help it if we're obsessed with neoconcubines like Marsden, Ann Coulter, and Michelle Malkin. It's been downright creepy the way we've blog-stalked Malkin like a fuzzy lapling. You'll understand our attraction when you see this new Malkin vid, which may prove once and for all that she's the finest mind in all of conservatism).

Comments

[Andrew]

OMGWTFBBQ

[Lazy Murrow]

Imagine walking through a crowd and having your pants suddenly fall down around your ankles. As you hastily lean over to hike them up, your underwear rips in half. In shock, your bowels let out with a huge fart. You trip, slam forward into the pavement ass over teakettle, and -- in case any passers-by might have missed this horrendous spectacle -- all of the change falls out of your pockets and jangles onto the sidewalk, luring each eye your way.

If you've seen that Malkin vid, at least you can take solace in the fact that you haven't really done anything THAT embarassing.

[Brian]

How about New York Vinnie , big Face picture glue that picture on Rachel Marsden!
Frank DUDE!!! you need to work on that show prep your a real copy cat ! you savage ya !

[sparky]

Reminds me of the time TV Guide put Oprah's face on Mary Hart's body for their cover....

[fuzznuts]

RM could stalk me any time she wants...she's HOT! and intelligence and humor to boot, WOW!!!

[sue]

how did they get Malkin to do that video? does somebody have something on her?

[mercifurious]

Thanks, Bla'M. You've encouraged me to behave badly (again).

I'm currently producing photoshops of your's, MW, and Styblehead's heads onto Julia Roberts torso.

Results soon. Stay tuned.

[sacristy]

Hey fuzznuts: be messing w/Rachel and you'll be holding those fuzzy little things of yours in your hand.

[sparky]

not at dinner time, please

[fuzznuts]

You're relegated to seconds...she just keeps stalking me, I tell ya sometimes being a stud is rough......Aaaah naw it isn't!!!

[mercifurious]

Bla'Ms head will be a little tricky - looks like I'll have to do some sepia-work on Frau Roberts.

Styblehead(head) should be entertaining - just bend Robert's lax arm down so it lines-up with Styblehead's thinking pose.

As for Mr. Felon, I'll have to extend the KC Courthouse mic into the couch.

Curse the godz. There goes my weekend

[fuzznuts]

sacristy: on 2nd thought (I just took a closer look at her) - she's all yours!!!

[Shaniqua]

Amen, fudgenuts.

[blathering michael]

KS: funny...we sure didn't hear about third parties and parliamentary systems when you conservatives had the power and all the branches of gov't...

[Brian]

well Here we go ! It will be the frank Sheirs Show on KIRO 710 am .
Do you think Frank did his show prep tonight , or did he just turn on the am radio , and now going to reuse the moring show , from 570 am or will it be the moring show with Dave ross, or David and Dan show from 770am I thinking he will usewhat Dave Ross talked about also Ron And Don , Frankie DUDE! Really Bro you need to work on that show prep your just a big copy cat , I think after your show you have to stay after work and work on that show prep before you go home . you bad boy !

[joanie]

Reminds me of the time TV Guide put Oprah's face on Mary Hart's body for their cover....

Sparky, have you seen her recent photo on the current issue of her magazine? So much photo-altering, she's beginning to look scary. Sorry. She's pretty attractive. She's turning into an photo-anorexic. She needs to get a grip and go back to looking attractively fifty-ish.

Also, I'm beginning to like Ron and Don. They had such a funny argument today about Alec Baldwin. I can't keep them straight but one of them started getting really mad at the other one. It was funny. Thought you'd have posted something on it, Tommie.

Also, Brian, Frank spent the afternoon in Bellevue (or someplace like that - I don't listen very well) collecting food along with other KIRO hosts. His show prep will probably suffer. . . :)

BTW, doesn't that photo of Julia/Rachel bother anybody else? Somehow, one leg looks longer than the other. I think that's an awful pose . . .

[Fremont]

Are you sure that's Malkin? After all, they (cheerleaders) all look alike...

[ChowMing]

I don't care for your subtle implication!

[Fremont]

Love those visuals, MF...the imagination can do things with those photos that would shock the most "open-minded" B'W readers....thanks!

[Fremont]

BTW, Joans, Julia Roberts' left leg IS prosthetic...I believe it was blown off by a land mine on her Iwo Jima tour...

[KS]

"KS: funny...we sure didn't hear about third parties and parliamentary systems when you conservatives had the power and all the branches of gov't..."

All politicians need to be checked regardless of party.
Call it my enlightenment - OK ?

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