~ Enough already! Is KIRO going to do the storm blab until every single household in the 3-county area has power? That's over kill- or in the case of Bryan Styble or Frank Shiers- underkill. Not sure why the KIRO persists- with not only news coverage dominated by the storm remnants- but also talkers forced to do the neverendending blabber about carbon monoxide; wind chill factor, flashlights; having sex without talking your clothes off; heating coffee with car batteries; translating warning labels on BBQs for Somalis; thawing out frozen toddlers; meatsicles, cerviche and other al fresco dishes for winter picnics in your living room.
~ The storm was a career break for Bryan "Wireless" Styble, but his reprise on KIRO overnight refried old grudges by his many detractors. The ex-talk host whose quirky 8-month overnight monocast ended in October, is blamed by many for the loss of a live and local overnight broadcast for the first time in the long history of KIRO. His on-air "discussion" with Goldy, Tues. night was truly amazing- the mouthy Jewish kid from Philly seemed quiet and reserved- getting few words past the bombastic, multi-syllabic Styble- as incredible as the concept of a quiet Goldy may be...
~ James Wolcott reported and we missed it at the time: "No word yet from Michael Medved, who handed out copies of his latest book to Halloween trick or treaters, closing the door in sadistic slow motion on their crestfallen faces and shattered innocence." If this isn't true, Michael, have your person drop us a line. Otherwise, the story is just too good to look up...
~ The Xmas food groups: "Candy, candy canes, candy corn, and ...SYRUP! ~ Buddy the Elf
~ Ol' Bry (or Crrraaazzzy Bryan Styble! as Frank Shiers calls him) answered a goading email from Mercifurious, with "YOU are the definition of coward and asshole!" When Mercifurious wrote back pointing out his hypocrisy (Ol' Bry, blows a gusset if someone says 'crap' on his show) the Styblehead denied it all in a long, stuffy e-mail- "I wouldn't be surprised if you, Mr. 'Nate' aka 'Multifurious', phonied up that supposed e-mail under my name YOURself in an effort to discredit me, or perhaps merely get me just as annoyed as you've tried on the air to do at least once..."
~ Kirby Wilbur (KVI m-f, 5-9a) is giving the nation a taste of Seattle nice. He's been filling in for Sean Hannity, a mean son of a bitch and full time liar for the Bush administration, even after its fall from historical grace. Kirby, as everyone knows, is as conservative as Hannity, but is no liar- he's merely deluded. We're expecting that Kirby's style will set new precedent in the troubled arena of conservative talk radio- the big, fat, meanspirited liars will be replaced by the big, fat, nice, misinformed.
~ Speaking of quirky monocasts, Mike Webb presides over his livestream monologue Mon- Friday. "We get a lot of e-mail- so much we can't get to it all," he said, lying through his teeth. But that was before the windstorm- he's now gone missing, leaving cryptic messages about "delayed surgery" on his web site. We sure hope he didn't get fired from "Progressive Networks." (A gender redo for Mike was rumored last year, but we're pretty sure he can't afford elective surgery anymore). He's got an omnibus hearing expected on his fraud re-trial next week, but we imagine not much will happen with that before the first of the year. Stay tuned...
~ The Commentators (KVI m-f, 9a-12p) hosted a rare radio appearance
of Gov. Gregoire Tues., and Ken Schram asked, "Where were you during
the storm?" The Gov, long on working hard and short on acting like a
politician said she was up all night studying the viaduct plan. She
said she gave out a radio message on Friday that apparently wasn't
carried by many stations. She apologized for that. We got a copy of the
message which started: “Washingtonians have strong spirits and we know that we can get through this together."
This was immediately disputed by Republican snipers who complained not
all Washingtonians had strong spirits because so many liquor stores
were closed- another argument abgainst the state liquor monopoly.
~ We got a terse note from a be-suited KVI source complaining that our "rather effusive"praise for KIRO's storm coverage was ill-placed. "What you heard on KIRO, he said, "was them copying the "Neighbor to Neighbor" coverage KOMO's been doing during recent big stories... I'm referring to "Driver to Driver" coverage the night of the sever snow storm on November 27th. That night the mantel of news leader slipped off KIRO and was forever placed on KOMO. It was more important for the people of the Puget Sound to know if they could make it the next ten miles, than it was to know if the Seahawks could make it to first and ten. What KIRO did over the weekend, while noble and in service of the public good, was also in response to having their "News-head" handed to them by KOMO during two of the biggest back-to-back weather related events in the history of the Pacific Northwest while KIRO was broadcasting football games. Bad luck on their part? Possibly."
~ He added: I applaud KIRO for what they did, regardless of motivation, because if they hadn't, their "WRKO day" would have been just a matter of time. PS: If any one says the same thing would happen to KOMO during baseball season, tell them to think again. Dennis [Kelly] would pull the trigger and go wall-to-wall with news coverage if the story was big enough.
~ "I knew it. The bastards are making a pile of money by manufacturing this phony "war": writes Nancy from our hometown, Ferndale. According to a piece on BeliefNet, evangelical hucksters such as Falwell, Dobson, the Concerned Women For America, not unlike Fox News, and Billo Reilly are cashing in on the hoked up War on Xmas. "It's just a fund-raising scam," said the Rev. Barry Lynn, executive director of Americans United for the Separation of Church and State. "And it's a scam in the worst sense -- it's fighting something that doesn't even exist.
My favorite part in Styblehead's "I didnt use profanity - it wasn't me" email:
"Obviously, someone else was impersonating me, although I don't know cyber techniques nearly well enough to know how someone can do that convincingly. But someone obviously has."
Yeah right. Thats why I have an email sitting in my inbox from the sender:
"Bryan Styble" [email protected]
"YOU are the definition of coward and asshole!"
Possible theories:
A.) Less plausible: Bat-girl hacked into Bry's email with her filthy mouth
B.) More plausible: Bry's filthy-mouthed alter-ego took control and sent the email
C.) Most plausible: Combination of both. Bryhead's Gollum alter-ego had Bat-girl go to bat for him. You know, because he's such a tough-guy.
Either way, his "cyber techniques" excuse is about as compelling as Mike Webb's insurance records
Posted by: mercifurious | December 20, 2006 at 01:53 AM
Styble is a breath of fresh air instead of that trucker crap or worse...pre-recorded shows.
Posted by: Mercifurious is Dead | December 20, 2006 at 02:31 AM
Regarding candy categories: where's the fudge?
Glad to hear Goldstein used some restraint in his shared space with Styble. That he deferred to the neurotic interloper showed a sense of respect for his listening audience.
And I'm tired as well of all this storm-watch stuff. But, the lines are full . . . I guess someone's listening and calling in.
Posted by: joanie | December 20, 2006 at 03:12 AM
New theories:
A.) MID is the alter-ego of he who rants against Styblehead with run-on sentences.
B.) MID is Styblehead himself (using his filthy-mouthed alter-ego)
C.) MID is a resurrected Red Rachel
Posted by: mercifurious | December 20, 2006 at 03:16 AM
I choose B.
Posted by: joanie | December 20, 2006 at 03:26 AM
The Styblehead boast to boast radio ! Its not funny is just plain wrong ! dont get caught up in the Styblehead Cool-Aid!
Posted by: Brian | December 20, 2006 at 05:55 AM
Mr. Styble calls himself the Stybster now.
A funny line from the Stybster today on the topic of the latest developments in bionics: "Isaac Asimov is smiling -- assuming he wasn't cremated."
Posted by: Stybsterite | December 20, 2006 at 06:38 AM
I thought the neighbor to neighbor idea was that of Brian Jenings of KING and The balanced approach KVI
Posted by: Rich | December 20, 2006 at 06:39 AM
How many more people need to die before Gregoire deems it necessary to do something. If she would have acted earlier she could have saved atleast half of the people who died of carbon-monoxide poisoning. I think her inactivity during a crisis will greatly affect her re-election in "08".
I think Kiro is doing a great job of covering this storm, if only to prove Gregoire is a bad Governor who cares not for those who are poor and may not have voted for her.
Posted by: Steve | December 20, 2006 at 09:09 AM
Seems our Gov. learned something from that Seahawks game she attended a couple weeks ago in regards to the viaduct plan.
How to PUNT
Posted by: Steve | December 20, 2006 at 09:30 AM
I hope everyone was paying attention last night, when of the elitist, arrogant pigs that are Bush'es real constituency revealed the true snarling face of Bush'es Corporatist Party. In a rare moment of truth, a surly, imperious gent named Ray from Mercer Island admitted that he felt entitled to have the power in his multi- million dollar house enabled by power crews before those of the peons in mere middle class price homes. I believe fellow Mercer Island Superiorists Medved and Lapin also feel this way but don't have the nerve to say it.
Posted by: Tommy008 | December 20, 2006 at 10:21 AM
Bla'M..the American Association of Psychaitrists should give you a plaque for the service you provide here, especially in the area of schizophrenia. They could call it "The Sybill Award" on behalf of all the multiple personalities residing in one or two bodies here.
Joanie..get yourself to the store and buy a jar of marshmallow creme, a sack of Ghiradelli extra dark bitter-sweet chocolate chips, and a 5 oz can of evaporated milk ( or is it sweetened condensed?) and make yourself some fudge like I did yesterday. The extra dark chips make it reallllly taste rich. The recipe is on the side of the marshmallow creme.
Posted by: sparky | December 20, 2006 at 10:25 AM
Bryan Suits, Brian Maloney, Bryan Sty-bull...I sense a pattern here...
Posted by: sparky | December 20, 2006 at 10:27 AM
spell checker= Psychiatrists
Posted by: sparky | December 20, 2006 at 10:28 AM
With Dave going on and on about the weather these last few days, I discovered Tom Hartman on 1090. Now I see what you mean, Sparky, he's really great- a real gentleman and knowedgeable but not afraid to call Bush out in a very balanced way.
Posted by: lorna | December 20, 2006 at 10:31 AM
Hey Steve, what was the Gov. supposed to do, stand in front of the wind and block it? or heaven forbid, nationalize the power company? That would make you really happy, wouldn't it?
Posted by: coiler | December 20, 2006 at 10:40 AM
Since Dave has been all weather all the time, I gave the Tators a good listen over at KVI. That is some pretty good radio, I love to hear Schram take crap for once.
Posted by: marty | December 20, 2006 at 10:48 AM
I went back to Steve Scher on KUOW when Dave Ross got boring. Even NPR idsn't as boring as other people's power outages.
Posted by: santa | December 20, 2006 at 10:52 AM
Allow me to join the chorus. Enough already of the storm coverage!
The irony here is, is that it's the radio "personalities", who are always wagging their collective fingers at the broadcast media for overblowing storm coverage.
I can assure you that KING5, KOMO4, and KIRO7 TV have not been running "Wind Storm '06" coverage for the last 132 hours straight.
Even Disaster Forman has laid low.
Posted by: adc | December 20, 2006 at 11:44 AM
Thanks Sparky! Fudge like my mommy used to make? I'll try it.
Steve is just a Gregoire hater. Time to ignore idiots like him. We are in charge now.
Geez, you guys. I'm such a loyal Ross listener, I never even thought of trying the other guys! Tomorrow it will be the taters or maybe Scher for me for sure.
Reagan just said enough of the storm, we're talking about Iraq! I love Reagan - the son of course.
Posted by: joanie | December 20, 2006 at 12:00 PM
With Stephanie Miller on vacation ( I dont care for Elaine Boozler) I have been streaming Thom on KPOJ from 6-9 and the listening to him on 1090 from 9-12. Now Im streaming Randi on AA, switching back and forth with KOHO in Leavenworth...
Posted by: sparky | December 20, 2006 at 12:37 PM
Oh, and Bushie said this morning we should not worry about the war, and we should go shopping.
Posted by: sparky | December 20, 2006 at 12:38 PM
Isn't he just the blankest of blank slates in town?
How do you stream in your car? Or are you forced to use the old-fashioned car radio when driving?
Posted by: joanie | December 20, 2006 at 12:44 PM
i dont stream in my car..just at work and at home..someday, when the price comes way down, I will get satellite radio. I like lots of choices.
In the car I punch buttons a lot, usually will listen to KPLU or sometimes KPOJ from Portland, which comes in fine anywhere south of Ft. Lewis. I dont care too much for KUOW too much anymore. I tried listening to KVI--cant do it. Mostly because of the fact that they have almost as many commercials as KIRO. I hate commercials.
Posted by: sparky | December 20, 2006 at 01:43 PM
Frank, do you think you could possibly be more of an anal control freak in running your show? You really are "every woman's first husband".
Posted by: Tommy008 | December 20, 2006 at 01:48 PM
Funny, Tommie! Did you hear him tell the woman that he "did his homework" when she tried to explain the gov's decision on the tunnel vs. elevated options? Isn't he just a shmuck?
Posted by: joanie | December 20, 2006 at 02:31 PM
Isn't that the woman who was the first caller who only got half way through her theory on the Governor's decision before Frank went all anal on her. She tried valiantly to reclaim the floor but Frank went into his passive/aggressive "interruption by name repeating" tactic and said that she had been allowed to make one point, but she didn't get three. You dope, have you ever heard of someone finishing their thought, Anal Boy?
Posted by: Tommy008 | December 20, 2006 at 09:06 PM
Power Joanie, is that what it is all about to you. That must be the reason you decided to become a teacher to have power over defenseless little children.
Posted by: Steve | December 20, 2006 at 09:21 PM
Coiler,
I remember katrina, maybe you don't, and one of the big criticism's was Mayor Nagin not using them 500 plus buses to get people out. Maybe our Gov. should have done more to get generator's to those who needed them. What was that surplus she wants to save for a rainy day, 900 or so million, well that rainy day was last week and she failed misirably.
I did hear the Gov. is going to look into finding out how the state could have helped more, late as it is.
Posted by: steve | December 20, 2006 at 09:42 PM
Styblehead is horrible radio...but Trucker radio is even worse. Bring live & local overnight back to KIRO. Where is Erin Hart?
Posted by: shoreke | December 20, 2006 at 09:51 PM
Asimov was in fact cremated.
Posted by: lukobe | December 20, 2006 at 09:52 PM
Tommie, I'm not sure it was the same person. It was considerably into the hour that I heard it.
But, yeah, the "now,now. . . " "time out" and that condescending name repetition is what drives me to turn the dial.
Now, Steve, cause I know you like it when I give you attention, children are far from defenseless. But, if you're never around them, you wouldn't know. So, I'll give you a pass on that.
And anybody who would compare Katrina to this big wind needs some book learnin' for sure. I am a teacher but I don't think you could afford me.
As for passing out generators . . . you're an idiot.
Posted by: joanie | December 20, 2006 at 09:54 PM
Well, lets see.....almost two million people without power.....a state-purchased generator for each, including gas to run each one for a week....
yes, Steve, that would have been an excellent decision....
Posted by: sparky | December 20, 2006 at 09:58 PM
Steve has issues, but I see all the bush lovers have basically self-destructed after Nov
Posted by: chris | December 20, 2006 at 09:58 PM
See, Michael, another vote for Erin. If Styble got a .08, there's no way Erin could have in reality gotten a 0.0 or whatever.
Bring back Erin Hart
Posted by: joanie | December 20, 2006 at 09:59 PM
Not only that, Sparky, she would have had to confiscate them because there weren't any to be had anyway . . . Maybe Steve would have been willing to share his. Steve?
Posted by: joanie | December 20, 2006 at 10:00 PM
Joanie (& other Hart fans). Have some possibly interesting news on this front
Hot-linked my email to my name this time - drop me a line
Posted by: mercifurious | December 20, 2006 at 11:39 PM
Just reading Will's commentary on Horsesass started me thinking . . . our public schools are built specifically to house people in cases of disasters. I was on the design review committee for our school and asked why elementary schools had to have full-size gyms (they're expensive!) and was told that schools need to be responsive in times of emergencies.
So, am wondering why schools weren't opened in areas where power was out for extended periods and why elderly people and others in need weren't able to stay in them. A school should have a generator . . . and should be able to deliver essentials in such times. At least a place to congregate to get live-alones out of their cold houses.
Hmm, just a thought. I think we do have public places that could be very useful at times like this.
Posted by: joanie | December 20, 2006 at 11:45 PM
Time for Styble!
I am not Styble. I am a fan.
I want live and local, it's that simple.
Mercifurious and Blathering Michael are idiots.
Posted by: Mercifurious is Dead | December 21, 2006 at 12:11 AM
Nice job Styble. Get all shouty over the top of a fan.
(And he's still doing it)
Stay tuned folks, this should be a fun night. Trust me
Oh, and for your viewing pleasure:
Bryhead Styble's myspace profile
Posted by: mercifurious | December 21, 2006 at 12:17 AM
Here we go again:
Shouty McStyblehead.
Hey... I like that one better.
Posted by: mercifurious | December 21, 2006 at 12:26 AM
Or maybe the left is starting to understand that the government can't be everywhere. Whether it is a Hurricane or a Wind storm with hurricane force winds.
And Joanie, do tell the difference between a person who died in a hurricane and one who died in a wind storm. Now don't go and say they are both just dead, you used that one as your bailout in our Republican soldier vs Democrat soldier bit awhile ago. Is it the trauma that goes with the death, is drowning more worse than carbon-monoxide poisoning. Is it the person who died, maybe his race, maybe his ethnicity. Do tell, I would bet you have no answer for this so I beleive you are just getting some "learnin" yourself from the right.
And Sparky, I looked up a couple criticism's you had for the government during Katrina, and can tell you they wern't that much plausible either. What was that joke you had about FEMA,
"step one..wait for hurricane
step two..train volunteers
step three...oh, they're DEAD?
oops"
now that was a good one.
Posted by: Steve | December 21, 2006 at 12:30 AM
Put Styble on every night!
Mercifurious are you Ray?
Posted by: Mercifurious is Dead | December 21, 2006 at 01:13 AM
Sorry to break your heart twice MID
A.) I'm not Ray
B.) This is Shouty McStyblehead's last night
(until next storm)
Seriously MID, put your fat yap where your thin wallet is, and let's make this interesting.
When do you next expect Styblehead Boast-to-Boast back (on KIRO)?
I say next storm... YOU?
Posted by: mercifurious | December 21, 2006 at 01:50 AM
Friday night
KIRO will keep this schedule into every light bulb works in Western Washington
Posted by: MID | December 21, 2006 at 02:01 AM
"I'm not scheduled for anything beyond 90 minutes from now"
~Shouty McStyblehead.
Get your thin wallet ready, MID.
Actually, keep talking dirty to me, and we'll call it even
Posted by: mercifurious | December 21, 2006 at 02:27 AM
Steve, or "other steve" I don't mind at all discussing the differences. I would think they would be obvious.
If you read my post above, you'd know that I'm questioning why we didn't open up schools for those who needed a place to go.
Having said that, last I looked nobody was sitting on his/her roof waiting to be rescued.
You make very general accusations. As I am thinking about this, I'm not sure what your point is. Is government all in or all out for you? Or can you see times when government is needed as opposed to times when it shouldn't be relied upon.
How discriminating are you able to be?
Do you not see a difference between Katrina (a hurricane) and the winds we experienced?
I don't understand your comment about dead people. Of course, dead is dead. I have always concerned myself with people dying regardless of political affiliation or ethnicity for that matter. You'll have to explain why this is significant.
Sometimes you sound like you wish to have a serious conversation. But, you must give me something concrete and specific to which I can respond.
I'm not a knee-jerk anything . . . are you?
Posted by: joanie | December 21, 2006 at 02:54 AM
Steve, read Will's post I think he says it eloquently.
Posted by: joanie | December 21, 2006 at 03:25 AM
Well-done, Doctor Awesome (aka "David in Shoreline"). Giving Styblehead a simultaneous "Styblehead crap".
Note: I have it on good authority that David was doing a Styblefan parody
Posted by: mercifurious | December 21, 2006 at 04:00 AM
ooops.
Posted by: mercifurious | December 21, 2006 at 04:00 AM