take your answer off the air...

  • HorsesAss.Org: the straight poop on WA politics & the press
    progressive brilliance from the guy who pointed out Tim Eyman's nascent horse's-assedness
  • Talker's Magazine
    The quirky talk radio trade mag. Check the Talk Radio Research Project- it's not very scientific, but places on the top 15 talkers list (scroll down to Talk Radio Audiences By Size)) are as hotly contested as Emmys (and mean just about as much).
  • The Advocate
    No, not THAT Advocate... it's the Northwest Progressive Institute's Official Blog.
  • Media Matters
    Documentation of right-wing media in video, audio and text.
  • Orcinus
    home of David Neiwert, freelance investigative journalist and author who writes extensively about far-right hate groups
  • Hominid Views
    "People, politics, science, and whatnot" Darryl is a statistician who fights imperialism with empiricism, gives good links and wry commentary.
  • Jesus' General
    An 11 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender, a 12 on the Heavenly Scale of the 10 Commandments and a 6 on the earthly scale of the Immaculately Groomed.
  • Howie in Seattle
    Howie Martin is the Abe Linkin' of progressive Seattle.
  • Streaming Radio Guide
    Hellishly long (5795!) list of radio streaming, steaming on the Internets.
  • The Naked Loon
    News satire -- The Onion in the Seattle petunia patch.
  • Irrational Public Radio
    "informs, challenges, soothes and/or berates, and does so with a pleasing vocal cadence and unmatched enunciation. When you listen to IPR, integrity washes over you like lava, with the pleasing familiarity of a medium-roast coffee and a sensible muffin."
  • The Maddow Blog
    Here's the hyper-interactive La Raych of MSNBC. daily show-vids, freakishly geeky research, and classy graphics.
  • Northwest Broadcasters
    The AM, FM, TV and digital broadcasters of Northwest Washington, USA and Southwest British Columbia, Canada. From Kelso, WA to the northern tip of Vancouver Island, BC - call letters, formats, slogans, networks, technical data, and transmitter maps. Plus "recent" news.
  • News Corpse
    The Internet's chronicle of media decay.
  • The Moderate Voice
    The voice of reason in the age of Obama, and the politics of the far-middle.
  • News Hounds
    Dogged dogging of Fox News by a team who seems to watch every minute of the cable channel so you don't have to.
  • HistoryLink
    Fun to read and free encyclopedia of Washington State history. Founded by the late Walt Crowley, it's an indispensable tool and entertainment source for history wonks and surfers alike.

right-wing blogs we like

  • The Reagan Wing
    Hearin lies the real heart of Washington State Republicans. Doug Parris runs this red-meat social conservative group site which bars no holds when it comes to saying who they are and who they're not; what they believe and what they don't; who their friends are and where the rest of the Republicans can go. Well-written, and flaming.
  • Orbusmax
    inexhaustible Drudgery of NW conservative news
  • The Radio Equalizer
    prolific former Seattle KVI, KIRO talk host speaks authoritatively about radio.
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May 16, 2005


KVI's Stud Boy Bryan

As Sideshow Bob said in his signature falsetto,"Guilty...as charged."
The business is all about personality and ratings. If they hate me, I'm gone. Simple.

KVI's Stud Boy Bryan

Should I brainstorm for a new nom de Poste?
I just went with the first thing that, of course, came to mind.


Stay as you are Bryan, and thank you for your service.

KVI's Stud Boy Bryan

Last comment- You've GOT to recognize the extraordinary critical mass that was achieved when Webb and I(me, myself,Ich), teamed up for a two hour yakola at KIRO. Now THAT was a good show. Mike and Jeremy...am I right? Entercom really shit the bed with that decision.


broken link to your 'top 5 national'

And hey, I remember loving the Suits/Webb thing! Well not clearly, but still!

KVI's Humble Stud Boy

I, I, I'm just overwhelmed! I don't know what to say. I need to thank John Hiefield for producing the darn thing every night. And of course Kris Olinger for giving me the shot in the first place( I didn't have to sleep with her, but I woulda!)
And of course, Jeremy Grater, Phil Vandervoort, Dori and Dave and the whole crew at Eastlake. And I gotta mention Paul Moyer! Paul was a big doofy brother who let me do sports talk! And boy could he HIT! Am I right?! Have another beverage ya nut! Right back atcha!
Also, I have to thank George Bush for a great career move. If you are a real right winger, well in my book you need to get your ass on the ground in the SHIT! I mean, what's better for my career in 2004? Sit in a studio and tell OTHER people to go get killed, or do it yourself?
Finally, I have to thank me for being me. I could take the easy way out and rip off an established host, but that doesn't last. And besides, I'm in the business to amuse myself anyway. So as I'm fond of saying "Bring on the acronyms and obscurata!"
I have to wrap it up, but once again, it's an honor just to be nominated.

KVI's Humble Stud Boy

If people don't start slamming me on this blog, I'm liable to think no one reads it.
Where are you Goldstein!? It's been, like, two hours.

KVI's Humble night guy

Heads up! Programming/narcissism alert! I have to talk about the Newsweek Qur'an thing tonight. I'll probably make a tangential reference to one or two personal experiences from my recent past.
However, I've never killed a car thief by choking, but I have an opinion.

Gary Locke

Tell the story about "Brush with Shatner!"
It's the funniest thing Mona's ever heard.


Hmm...I never listened to Suites on KIRo, and I still dont ( sorry stud boy) but how could you leave out Dorki Monson???? If there was anyone in love with the sound of his own voice, it would be the man whose Gutter Helment is on wayyyyy too tight...

KVI's Sleepy Stud Boy

Are you kidding? Dori's ego can fit in MY ego's little finger!
Need proof? How about this: it's 1105pm and I'm POSTING!!
In fact, I dispute the awarding of a second and third place. I suggest that I'm the winner, but the next places are 7th and 8th.

Jeff Henderson

I tend to disagree with you're assesment of Bryan being uninteresting. He is probably the funniest man on radio today. He talked about shopping carts for a full hour back in April and I couldn't stop laughing. His dry wit is brilliant.

I also remember a call from back when he was on KIRO. They were talking about this distractions in the car:

Caller: So I was driving in the car with my kids the other day. They were screaming. I told them to be quiet, but they just kept screaming and screaming. So finally I turned back
Bryan: Don't tell me the punchline to this story is "and there on the door handle was a bloody hook".

I don't know, it might just be me, but I think his off-the-cuff comments are funny.


Yes, Dori, the guy who said yesterday that he had never made a mistake to apologize for. At least give him an honorable mention!


Yes, Dori, the guy who said yesterday that he had never made a mistake to apologize for. At least give him an honorable mention!


Bryan is a good choice
I think Doridoe should top the list

at least the studboy is funny some of the time.

Doridildo is not.

KVI's Anxious Bryan

Calling Scott! Calling Scott!
Come out and post!


I don't get the thing about the bloody hook.... And, Gary, the funniest thing I ever heard was your karaoke rendition of "Yellow Submarine..."



Apparently nobody listens to Bryan on here either....hah

KVI's disappointed night guy

I gotta apologize, I've been flogging this blog with self-congratulatory puffery but it doesn't seem to be working.
Like a classic narcissist, I assumed this topic would've done better. I was wrong.
Michael, I hope this can be salvaged as a cautionary tale. I'll run it by April.

Political Pulpit

I think Dorie-doh should be on a list of his own.

KVI's Piqued Night Guy

I'll not brook such talk here! This is about me.


It is ironic that the liberal elitists, who participate in intellectual masterbation more frequently than is measurable, call conservative talk show hosts narcissistic. But that's what you do when you can't produce any ideas of measurable intelligence. You figure you feel more deeply than others and your very existance justifies your amorality. You don't love others, you just lover yourself loving others.



No, we don't do intellectual masterbation anymore. That was a 2005 thing. Easy mistake I know, coming from a conservative who's intellectual curiousity is immeasurably small.

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    • KIRO 710ESPN Seattle 710 KHz
      Games and sports-blabber
    • KIROFM 97.3
      Multi-format: news and nearly all local talk. This is where classic KIRO AM news talk radio went... hopefully, not to die. The home of Dave Ross & Luke Burbank, Dori Monson, Ron & Don, Frank Shiers, Bill Radke, Linda Thomas, Tony Miner and George Noory.
    • KUOW FM 94.9
      Seattle's foremost public radio news and talk.
    • KVI am 570 KHz
      Visit the burnt-out husk of one of the seminal right-wing talkers in all the land. Here's where once trilled the reactionary tones of Rush Limbaugh, John Carlson, Kirby Wilbur, Mike Siegel, Peter Weissbach, Floyd Brown, Dinky Donkey, and Bryan Suits. Now it's Top 40 hits from the '60's & '70's aimed at that diminishing crowd who still remembers them and can still hear.
    • KTTH am 770 KHz
      Right wing home of local, and a whole bunch of syndicated righties such as Glennn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Medved, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Lars Larsony, and for an hour a day: live & local David Boze.
    • KPTK am 1090 KHz
      Syndicated liberal talk. Stephanie Miller, Thom Hartmann, Ed Schultz, Randi Rhodes, Norman Goldman fill in the large hole to the left on Northwest radio dial.
    • KLFE AM 1590 kHz
      Syndicated right-wing 2nd stringers like Mark Levin, Bill Bennett, Mike Gallagher, Dennis Prager, Dennis Miller and Hugh Hewitt inhabit this timid-voiced neighbor honker for your radio enjoyment (unless you're behind something large like Costco).
    • KOMOAM
      News, traffic, Ken Schram and John Carlson.
    • Washington State Radio Stations
      Comprehensive list of every danged AM & FM station on the dial.
    • KKOL am 1300 KHz
      Once a rabid right-wing talker, except for Lou Dobbs, it's all business....