Guaranteed: your money will buy NOTHING DIFFERENT. NO CHANGE WHATSOEVER.
But hey: those compound sentences won't make themselves: the station needs some dough to stay up and running.
And the faster you get those bucks* in their hands, the sooner they'll shut up and get back to the regular programming you love so much.
As critical as we are, and as unpopular we make ourselves being their only critic, KUOW remains very dear to us.
Despite KUOW's establishmentarian stodge, and resistance to the foresight we're so abundantly blessed with, we depend on KUOW for news, and talk that's not silly.
*Your small investment guarantees the uninterrupted continuation of the dayparts and voices you heard last year and the year before that and the year before that; the tired timeless Mr. Scher; the humorless penetrating Mr. Reynolds; the stolid solid Mr. Wang; PLUS: historical Canadian news men, witty prime time gardening; environmental plumbing tips; drivelsome teenagers with microphones; borelords of the British Columbian cartels; urban night soil foragers; ecological rest rooms; establishmentarian political wonkie-donks; top former somebodies; cranky vegetarians; officious civil engineers; outspoken botanists; singing post-Colombian Mexican parking attendants; aging bureaucrats with talking points; aging talking points with Democrats; authors with 2 books; books with 2 authors; academic wank-doodles; long-winded semi-officials; celebrations of environmental synchronization, profound ambivalence, and mulching... BUT THERE'S MORE!: HOURS AND HOURS OF THE RE-HASHED REHASH OF ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!