Not exactly the kind of headlines we're used to seeing since the halcyon days of newspapers competing against the red baiting of the 1950's or train wrecks in which wolves were nipping at the pancreases of dead passengers high up in the mountains.
Alex Jones talking into a snake microphone
that could also be a Zippo lighter
But since we live in fictitious times where truth is a stranger to fiction, we can't help but resist peering into the land of 1000 watt AM radio and the magic of the Internet that brings us the spare parts of talk radio.
In the 24 or so hours since the death of Andrew Breitbart and now quite possibly Davy Jones too, conspiracy host and player of cool bumper music, Alex Jones and his staff of 2 theorize that Breitbart was the victim of foul play just hours before his alleged release-of-something-big-that-would-derail-Obama-but-now-he's-dead-so it must be true meme.
The ambiguously stoned but squeaky clean Monkees
who would later team up with the New World Order and kill Davy Jones
Breitbart's accusations from the CPAC conference claimed, “I have videos, this election we’re going to vet him. We are going to vet him from his college days to show you why racial division and class warfare are central to what hope and change was sold in 2008.”
Breitbart also said he would release the tape during last months CPAC conference. We have to believe he was still 'editing' for Blu-Ray sales and therefore couldn't make the deadline.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
On Jones' website ( but not available on the air around here or least Alex isn't telling us,) his site asserts that something fishy is going on, because prior to his video post-post pre-release, the hospital won't tell the Infowars News Team if Breitbart was even admitted to the Ronald Reagan UCLA Hospital.
HIPPA is also a part of the Illuminati plan to cover up the deception too.
Alex says, "You don’t have to be a conspiracy theorist to appreciate the downright weirdness of Breitbart predicting a major event to occur on March 1st, only for him to end up dying on that very date. Breitbart was officially pronounced dead at 12:19am."
Sheriff Joe Arpiao has also flown in his team of Maricopa County Rangers from Arizona to defend tyranny and also to evade his own court appearance which is being orchestrated by the other Illuminati.
Meanwhile, Erich "Mancow" Muller tweeted: