On a recent edition of the Dori Monson show, 97.3 KIRO FM, Dori says "who cares about 'pink slime' burgers?" "If the meat treated with ammonia is good enough to serve up in federally subsidized lunches, then it's good enough to serve to my Shorecrest Scots as well, when we win the championship".
No districts in the state that we know of serve pink slime or it's counterpart, Shit on a Shingle in school lunches.
While extolling the virtues of shopping for beef remnants at his neighborhood Albertson's for the past 25 years. Dori was shocked, shocked that "quality" stores like Target and Wal-Mart were also among those selling "lean, finely textured beef"
BBQ time at the Monson house, Corelle, bottle of left-over wine and George Forman.
Dori, who went on to claim he makes "about the best hamburgers in the world" ended by saying, "I don't see how I can change, ignorance has been bliss, I see no adverse health effects, my body is addicted to the ammonia"
Monson van spotted outside of an upscale Wal-Mart
while loading up on beef by-products
Dori pleaded for advice on whether to quit buying meat that's just as good as 'hot dogs', or stand in line at Whole Foods or Communist Costco, so drop him a d-mail