May 20, 2011:
Repent! the world ends tomorrow
May 22, 2011:
Repent! the world ended yesterday
It was the most disappointing news outcome of the year. Doomsmith Harold Camping had predicted the world would fold in on itself as The Lord brought evangelicals to His Bosom starting at 6p, May 21. Religious dittoheads actually sold their homes and businesses in anticipation. We really wanted to watch, at least a bit of it as it rolled westward across the country. We had contingency auto-repentance plan set to go when we first got word that the East Coast was falling into The Abyss. Unfortunately, East Coasters fell asleep instead, (as they always do at night) and Camping was stuck with unacknowledged egg on his face and set to the task of selling his multi-million $ string of radio stations which had increased in value after all the publicity.