We got some counseling a few years ago, dealt with our paternal angst issues, and were able to quit watching Fox News' Billo Reilly... hence, finally, our ability to stop writing about The Big Fat Head.
But we can't help but direct readers to Gawker, who has taken names and numbers on another grimy little Long Island O'Reilly sex scandal.
They've done it in such detail that Billo's not directly denying it, though Fox News did a little preemptive Murdochian dirt against the site before the story broke Monday.
Seems his younger wife of 15 years, Maureen McPhilmy had been seeing a Nassau County police detective.
[It]'s like Bridges of Madison County meets Copland. When confronted with a potentially disloyal spouse, O'Reilly reacted by—not unlike his boss Roger Ailes—treating his local police department like a private security force and trying to damage one cop's career for the sin of crossing Bill O'Reilly.
Sending muscle to "visit" his enemies or to influence events is the tactic of not only Boss Rupert Murdoch, but also Billo. Remember this? Or putting the bully back in the pulpit like this. Bill O'Reilly is one mean prick.
But we can't help but smile reading that he's getting a little of his cuckholding karma. Maureen was on the bitter end of that stick when Billo creepily chased Andrea Mackris around and around with a loufa and eventually paid up an estimated $20 million to settle the sexual suit she brought against him. Read the Best Parts here.