(photo: Fluffy the Snake, Dori the Monson, Jessica the Gottesman, Li'l Jake)
We love this line from KIROFM's Jessica Gottesman's Wikipedia page:
Since recording the subway stops system-wide for the east side New York City subway train lines in the late 1990s, [Gottesman] has garnered a cult following. Time Out NY Magazine called her an "Indoor Stimulant" in its "Horny New York" issue.
Today Bonneville announced that the one-time NY subway recording babe with the sexy voice will join Dori Monson (m-f, 12-3p) as on-air partner, news anchor and "regular contributor." (We were thinking of doing a "Horny Seattle Issue," but frankly, it'd never occurred to us to look for sex objects among local radio talent).
This follows the Bonneville recent reformatting which teams their hosts up one with another. Dori was the last hold-out. Linda & Bill, Ron & Don, Luke & Dave, Larry & Curley, Leopold & Loeb's ratings have all improved since they hooked up on the air.
Dori, we hear, fought it, but The Gottess has proven popular with listeners, and consultants reportedly told B'ville suits that Dori's sweat-socked show needs a little softening.
Can't imagine that Ms Jessicaman can or cares to step into the jockular banter between Dori & Li'l Jake (who handily lickspittles Dori's ample behind, generally concentrating on the right flank).
She instead continues to play the hoary role of the mindful radio wife always playfully scolding hubby's vile personal habits and hushing his un-PC remarks so the kids won't hear.
Can't they think up any new narratives for this shit?
Welcome Jessica. Put some ant poison in his Snapple, or something... won't you?