We'd love to leap into the breach left by Cliff Mass's self-inflicted demise at KUOW.
Weatherwise, no problema, man: We can google that up in an instant... or maybe we could be like George Carlin's Hippy Dippy Weatherman: "Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning."
We're pretty much old white guys around here, which bodes well for a spot on KUOW, but we'd insist, of course, on getting double the $ that Cliff was getting. We're pretty sure that would fly at KUOW... (It's the kind of wage contract the station was built on).
(photo: a real weather man: George Carlin)
Damage control at KUOW after the Mass flap should be the order of the day at the moment: Hiring one of your most faithful critics in Mass's place would be a strong statement to your listeners.
PS: we play the ukelele.