While the news from the G20 conference has been very positive -- all concerned seem to have agreed with President Obama and the US on some international steps to relieve the economic recession.
But GOP spokeshole Rush Limbaugh tried to grab some spotlight today by warning that if British Prime Minister Brown keeps "slobbering" over Obama, he'll "come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."
It's an unpleasant visual.
(HuffPo's Jason Linkins notes, "Naturally, how Limbaugh gained such innovative insight into the epidemiological vectors of saliva-borne ass toxins remains an open question.")
The sophomoric take on world affairs which makes the dittoheads, and Laura Ingraham giggle, gives Big Pants ratings, makes the confederate Republicans something to stand on, but is bound to keep Republicans and the conservatives implanted in their time-out on the silly-sofa.
(Not the first time that Rush has made calculated speculations on the anals of politicians: Last year during the presidential primaries he said of McCain's closest friend: "I may be wrong ... [Sen.] Lindsey Graham is certainly close enough to [McCain] to die of anal poisoning.")
Stephanie Miller makes constant references to Limbaugh's past medical problem with an anal cyst. Her listeners think those jokes are hilarious. It's Limbaugh's turn at rectal humor. What's good for the gander is good for the goose.
Posted by: mrogi | April 02, 2009 at 07:53 PM
Actually the cyst is Limbaugh's doing. It came from his jowly white ass when he sought a deferment from nam.
Posted by: Coiler | April 02, 2009 at 08:22 PM
I was born with a pilonidal cyst. Never bothered me until about two weeks before I went to Ranger school. What a pain in the ass. Made the course interesting. Doing the PT test on a rocky ground-situps-a rock hit that SOB and I thought I would pass out. But I made it through the course and got the tab.
After it appeared it kept reminding it was there through the years. Finally had it cut out last year and it took about 6 mos to recover.
I can certainly understand why a deferment was granted for the cyst.
Like the swimmers brain cancer, I dont wish one of those on any of you liberal loons.
Posted by: Habu | April 02, 2009 at 08:58 PM
Limbaugh's cyst was self-inflicted. The one on his ass I mean. But from it grew others, and then more. Now he has the huge one, right between his ears.
Or that's a zit.
Posted by: Sean | April 02, 2009 at 09:49 PM
I think Rush should be sharin' some of his medicine...he's definitely got enough to go around
Posted by: Highlander | April 02, 2009 at 10:56 PM
Ron is such a dumb fool. The guy is "following" Ryan Seacrest and commented for the 2nd time today about how much Seacrest twitters about loving Chick Fil-A.
You idiot Seacrest is PAID to do that!
Posted by: R&D | April 02, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Rush continues to be an embarrassment to the republicans. As long as he keeps talking the 'pugs will just keep goin' down.
Posted by: Bill | April 03, 2009 at 11:31 AM
And even on the days where rush isn't performing at his usual, we can then count on Michelle Bachman, Glenn Beck, and "Do it Live!!" OhReally.
Posted by: Highlander | April 03, 2009 at 11:47 AM
Cheney/Rove/Bush are due a lot of credit for putting the Liberals back in power. The right wingnut talkers are going to help keep us here-
VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!!!
Posted by: Stewie | April 03, 2009 at 11:50 AM
I couldn't help but notice that he referred to Gordon Brown as a "known global socialist." Why suddenly the name calling and attempts at defamation of British leaders now. If they were socialists, it's there business, not ours and we still have to coexist on the planet with them. They didn't call Tony blair anything but a good man when he was trying to help President Bush's agenda. All Limbaugh has done is complain about, put down and wish for failure of President Obama's administration since before he even took office. I don't understand how, otherwise, intelligent people can take him seriously.
Posted by: Boone | April 04, 2009 at 07:07 AM
Your last sentence, Boone, is nominated as comment of the day!
Posted by: sparky | April 04, 2009 at 09:25 AM
Limbaugh's military experience all boiled down to an Army officer telling would be draftee Limbaugh to bend over and touch his toes - thats the last thing Rush remembers before they started fiddling with his infected ass, inviting other medical men and trainees over to checkout his butt problems. Now he expects the Medal of Honor for being the subject of early anal stem cell research which was eventually used to clone the current ass holes populating the GOP. And to think they all stemmed from Limbaugh's anal cyst.
Posted by: Plus15 | April 04, 2009 at 01:06 PM
By that comment I assume your moniker is indicative of your IQ...+15. Wow!
Posted by: KVIFan | April 04, 2009 at 01:44 PM
So that's where they came from..
Posted by: sparky | April 04, 2009 at 02:31 PM
They who laughs last laughs best... (something to keep in mind for the future) There's assholes on the left and ones on the right. This blog exemplifies and keeps making that point over and over.
Posted by: KS | April 04, 2009 at 11:42 PM
SECRET SWAGART ! ?
Posted by: BOBBY DECKER | April 05, 2009 at 10:15 AM
A Rush Limbaugh / Anal Poisoining cartoon.
Posted by: DanLacey | April 09, 2009 at 04:06 PM