(Photo: Mary Beth and Floyd Brown: better than Hollywood sex for 25 years!)
~~ Floyd: [Obama to Hillary] "The dream ticket will not happen, I don't want you anywhere near my campaign." (Don't know why this didn't make national headlines -- this scoop is exclusive to Floyd, he either talks to Obama, hears voices, or pulls stuff out of his ass. You decide).
~~ Floyd says he told Bill Maher: "Bill, you are not happy with sex. You go out and have sex with all these women -- every time I come to the studio, you got a different one on your arm. You will not enjoy sex the same way I will being married to the same woman for 25 years." (You can make book on that, Floyd.)
~~ KVI promo: "Kirby Wilbur is as reliable as a Che Guevara shirt on a Berkeley student." (What does this mean?)
~~ Carleen: high food prices can be blamed on "all this biodiesel stuff." (Biodiesel is made from french fry grease, idnit, Carlee???)
~~ Mike from Tacoma called to say that Obama and Clinton attended "an elitist Bilderberger group." He was talking about the Pro-Israel Lobby (AIPAC) convention where they all spoke recently: "Elitists [read Jews] want to get more control of this country. " (Floyd decided to not know what he was referring to).
~~ Some guy: "Obama and McCain were chosen by [NY Time publisher] little Pinchy Sulzberger. [read Jews] and I'm not voting for either one of them."
~~ Floyd: [about Bill Maher] "Hey, I like life -- he's miserable. He is not happy."
~~ Floyd: "They [Seattle liberals] say you can't have a BBQ, can't have a fire; can't have a fireplace, can't have charcoal briquets, no bonfires, no SUV's. Can't bring up Obama's character."
~~ Floyd: "I remember when the roads in this state were
beautiful, the best in the country. they've systematically been
underinvested in." (And the budgets systematically gutted by anti-tax schmutzer Tim Eyman whom you helped, in any way you could, Floyd.)
~~ Floyd: [On gay marriage] "It takes a bull to make a calf." (Maybe not every couple wants to calve, Floyd -- besides, everyone knows it takes a village to make a calf).
~~ Floyd: [On gay marriage] "It makes marriage nonsense." (Marriage may be nonsense -- seems the only people sticking up for the institution these days are The Gay, and evangelicals like you.)
~~ Floyd [On gay marriage after the California decision not to block ceremonies before a Nov. referendum] " I guarantee you, some Washington couple will get married down there and come back and DEMAND equal rights under OUR laws."
~~ Floyd: [On gay marriage] What's stopping a group of people from marrying or me marrying my brother, or a father marrying a daughter... they're just loving people, right?... (Carleen: " ... not even loving PEOPLE, Floyd!)
(left: Adam & Steve, er... Stephen in The Garden)
~~ KVI promo: "Kirby Wilbur as reliable as John Bolton's mustache." (what does this mean?)
(Photo: "a 'stache you can count on")
~~ Floyd: "Left wingers have ruined SeaTac airport."
~~ Floyd: [apropos of nothing] "We fought and won WWII in four years. Now we can't build an overpass in four years. (What's your hurry, Floyd? We fought and lost Vietnam in 9 years, Floyd, we've been fighting in Iraq for 5...).