This from Unconfirmed Sources:
Police Release Composite Sketches of Suspects in Randi Rhodes Assault
by Dood Abides
New York, NY (UPSI) - New York Police Department detectives have released composite drawings of two unknown white male suspects wanted in the assault last night on Air America talkshow host Randi
Rhodes. The suspects are described as both being in their 50s, one tall, the other shorter and markedly obese. Police are said to be ruling out robbery as a motive and looking into the possibility of charges for a hate crime.
"Ms. Rhodes is doing well and resting comfortably, and we are fortunate that she was able to provide such a detailed account," stated a police spokesperson. "Clearly there was an extreme degree of violence and invective directed toward Miss Rhodes, and there may have been others involved, participating under direction from the two suspects."
Rhodes was initially felt to be the victim of a mugging, but rumors of a politically motivated attack because of her left-leaning talk show appeared to be gaining credibility.
Right-wing talk show host Rush Limbaugh expressed his sympathy to Rhodes, but scoffed at the idea that she was a victim of right-wing hatred. "New York is a tough town, and it's a liberal town. It's full of drugs and other perversions that you would expect from years of Democrat influence. She was probably beaten up by someone looking for OxyContin."
Likewise, right-wing personality Bill O'Reilly went further, saying that Rhodes was largely responsible for her own assault, and "probably, in many ways enjoyed the attack." "I have cautioned the left for years," stated O'Reilly, "and maybe now they'll be able to see just how mad they've made some people. I hope she gets better really soon, but there's nothing out of the ordinary here, just the usual suspects."
VG! lol
Posted by: coiler | October 16, 2007 at 07:21 PM
GREAT stuff Bla'M; a fitting ending to this fiasco!
Posted by: Duffman | October 16, 2007 at 07:32 PM
Oh I guess I posted in the wrong place..thanks for the belly laugh, Bl'am. Perfect!
Posted by: sparky | October 16, 2007 at 07:38 PM
Michael, you forgot to mention that the guy on the left asked Randi to help relieve the pressure from a cyst on his ass, she said, " No way buddy !" so he beat her senseless...dang....Poor Randi...
Posted by: sparky | October 16, 2007 at 07:50 PM
all's well that ends well . . . Seder filled in for her tonight. I was happy.
Posted by: joanie | October 16, 2007 at 11:38 PM
If Randi would just carry a gun, hire a Blackwater bodyguard, sign a loyalty oath and join the Republican National Committee, none of this would have had to have happened.
Posted by: Paul | October 17, 2007 at 11:42 AM
I think 'Simon' should carry the gun.
Posted by: Duffman | October 17, 2007 at 11:54 AM
HAHAHAhaha! Who's " Simon", Duf?
Posted by: Fremont | October 17, 2007 at 05:40 PM
Art is Simon.
Posted by: chucks | October 17, 2007 at 06:03 PM
Fremont: whooops, thought every one knew....her canine companion.
Posted by: Duffman | October 17, 2007 at 06:16 PM
And I thought of Garfunkle. LOL
Posted by: chucks | October 17, 2007 at 06:30 PM
Laurel and Hardy?
"You know what the trouble is don't you. We never had no education. That's whats the matter. You see, we're not illiterate enough."
Stan Laurel
Posted by: 2cents | October 17, 2007 at 08:23 PM
"Why all the mumbo-jumbo?" Cap't James Kirk (also a co-founder of city of Kirkland).
Posted by: prishe8 | October 17, 2007 at 09:22 PM
Breaking News!
Police add sketch with a strange resemblance to Dori Monson!
Posted by: Gutter Helmet | October 17, 2007 at 09:22 PM
Chicken shit Shiers just got rid of his Instant Message feature!
Posted by: R&D | October 17, 2007 at 09:25 PM
My guess is that if Dori was involved, his job was to get down on his hands&knees directly behind Randi, while the larger Rush & Billo pushed her from the front.
Posted by: storsie | October 17, 2007 at 10:01 PM
My guess is that if Dori was involved, his job was to get down on his hands&knees directly behind Randi, while the larger Rush & Billo pushed her from the front.
Posted by: storsie | October 17, 2007 at 10:05 PM
What kind of girl would refuse to help a guy relieve the agonizing pressure in his crotch, Sparks? Incredible!
Posted by: Fremont | October 17, 2007 at 10:30 PM
BTW, I thought Simon was Ellen DeGeneres' dog...
Posted by: Fremont | October 17, 2007 at 10:32 PM
Yes, nice job of cutting and pasting! Bravo! It's so funny! HAHAHAHA! Because it's showing pictures of radio hosts who have a different political affiliation than her, and it's being suggested they are the suspects in the assault, even though it's now believed she actually fell down on her own. It doesn't matter. This is some of your best work!
Posted by: DT | October 18, 2007 at 04:46 AM
Freemont....not the crotch..other side..
Posted by: sparky | October 18, 2007 at 05:54 AM
"BTW, I thought Simon was Ellen DeGeneres' dog...
Posted by: Fremont | October 17, 2007 at 10:32 PM"
I actually read that RR's dog's name was 'Simon' on the Brian Baloney blog?...so I'm not absolutely sure. :)
Posted by: Duffman | October 18, 2007 at 06:05 AM
...Fremont, I think DeGeneres' dog is name 'Iggy'
Posted by: Duffman | October 18, 2007 at 06:17 AM
Thanks, Duf. What is Bush's dog's name? What is Bla'M's cat's name?
Posted by: Fremont | October 18, 2007 at 08:22 AM
..why Spot & Barney Bush, of course!
Posted by: Duffman | October 18, 2007 at 08:41 AM
Dood...
hahahaha
Posted by: Adjil | October 18, 2007 at 12:50 PM